The broken vending machine

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a margarita, on the rocks, with an unsalted rim.

I put in a recipe for chocolate mole sauce.

 

[Te-Te]

I got out a rancid chocolate covered mole and dipped it in a molé sauce.

I put in a dance video of the Macarena.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a DVD of Dances With Wolves.

I put in my daughter's old stuffed toy wolf.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a mange infested badger.


I put in a prescription for Xanax

 

[noogies]

I got a 45 RPM copy of the Olivia Newton-John hit "Have You Never Been Mellow?"

I put in an attache case full of miniature bottles of booze.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out an order for a liver transplant.

@noogies, those little bottles are referred to as "nips".

I put it back in along with a surgeon in case the next person drinks excessively.