The broken vending machine

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a build your own planet kit. Unfortunately, I don't own enough space for it. I'll have to see if I can buy an unoccupied portion of the solar system.


I put in a modified '57 Chevy with a Caddy 500 cubic inch engine.

 

[Shominy]

John Milner stumbled out, dazed and time-incoherent.

I put the headers from his Deuce into the machine.

 

[noogies]

I got the spent exhaust gasses and fanned them into the atmosphere.

I put in a copy of An Inconvenient Truth.

 

[Christian B]

I got out three 100 year rain events three days in a row.

I collected all the rainfall and poured it in.

 

[noogies]

I got the rainfall back out and stored it in barrels for use next summer.

I put in some rocks and cacti.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a travel ad for a Colorado river trip from the Gila River to the Mexico border.

I put in a crate of produce grown in Arizona.

 

[Christian B]

I got out this dusty old crate from Arizona.



I took a Polaroid photo of it, and put that in.

 

[AudioKeith]

I got out a signed album of "Take It Easy" by the Eagles

I put in a hotel in California

 

[screenersam]

I got out a room to let (fifty cents)

I put in a bag of pistachio, raisin and M&Ms trail mix.

 

[Shominy]

A Cleanup On Aisle 5 sign tumbled out.

I put that sign, along with a Road Work sign. Oooh- and a construction cone.

 

[noogies]

I got out an orange dunce cap.

I put in an IQ test.

 

[Christian B]

I got out the test form with penned check marks instead of completely filled in circles using a number 2 pencil.

I put in a number 2 pencil, with no eraser.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a cast iron and oak school desk with many former students' initials carved in it.

I put in a red and black typewriter ribbon.

 

[noogies]

I got out an ink-stained wretch.

I put in a dictionary because all the greatest books ever written are in there.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a chimp working on The Works Of Shakespeare.

I put in Lady Macbeth's gap from between her front teeth.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a set of dentures with a spot I couldn't get out.

I put in a travel toothbrush.

 

[Shominy]

Out rolled a hillbilly with one tooth.

I put in his moonshining still.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a mason jar full of clear liquid which I sipped for a while.

I put the mason jar back in half filled with water and a sprig of parsley.

 

[Shominy]

Out came a hipster with an instant camera to document it.

I put that Fujifilm Instax back in w/one more print to shoot.

 

[noogies]

I got out a picture of Shominy's thumb.

I put in a chicken chimichanga.