The broken vending machine

[Shominy]

I got out the Stars And Stripes.

I put the flag pole back in.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a pile of rust.


I put in a box of hubcaps from the 1970s.

 

[noogies]

I took out a gang of old-school juvenile delinquents and released them into society.

I put in a copy of Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a misguided, suicidal, drug addicted teenager.


I put in a legitimate book on child raising.

 

[noogies]

I took out a Millennial.

Put in a year's supply of Latuda.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a 2021 calendar from a drug company.

I circled Friday August 13th on the calendar in red, and put it back in.

 

[noogies]

I took out a slightly used pancreas.

I put in a quart of O-negative blood.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out an extra quart of my blood type. Good to have, just in case.


I put in a batch of Frank Sinatra 78 rpm records.

 

[noogies]

I took out a 1960's-era Dual 1010 to play them on which doesn't do me a hell of a lot of good, seeing as the records are now floating around in the ether.

I put in a magic 8-track player that doesn't mangle tapes.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out the shock of a lifetime!


I put in 7 cases of armorall.

 

[noogies]

I took out something, but I don't know what it was because it slipped out of my hands.

I put in a can of stickum spray.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out sticky fingers, but they were someone else's!


I put in a holey sock Batman!

 

[Christian B]

I got out a darning needle, darning egg, and some darning thread.

I put all the darn darning stuff back in with a thimble that's too small for my finger.

 

[screenersam]

a got out a needle and thread and this



I put in a set of brake pads and a muffler to a 1965 Chevy truck.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a stripped drain plug repair kit.

I put in a new tail-light bulb.

 

[Shominy]

I got out some other kinky stuff.

I out the fur-lined handcuffs in.

 

[Christian B]

I got out the pink copy of a summons for lewd public behavior.

I put in an advertisement for an attorney specializing in cases involving an occupational illness.

 

[noogies]

I pulled out the ambulance he was chasing when he got lost in there.

I drove in a firetruck all lit up for a code 3 emergency.

 

[Christian B]

I got out noogies wearing a Sparky fire helmet.


I put in a dog collar.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a chewed up piece of leather.


I put in a huge Sony Bluetooth speaker.