The broken vending machine

[Shominy]

I got out a damaged Moskvitch-2140 with melted tires and top, found around Chernobyl.

I put in its steering wheel.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out a bunch of cars fleeing the scene.

I put in a radiation suit.

 

[Christian B]

I got out this suit that once belonged to Liberace. (It only looks radioactive - I had it tested)



I put in a Liberace's Greatest Hits 8 Track tape.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a fuzzy pink candelabra.

I put in a cat cloning kit

 

[Christian B]

I got out a cat, and another cat, and another cat, and........

I put in a copy of "The Idiot's Guide to Herding Cats".

 

[Ilikevinyl]

I got out the Broadway Cast of "Cats".

I put in a bunch of vintage Board Games.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a bunch of loaded dice that always come up 7.

I put in a copy of "According to Hoyle".

 

[Shominy]

I got out a black diamond suitable for erecting on a 1/5 acre lot.

I tore up and put in the HOA governing what I did.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a frowny face for littering.

I put in a note from my teacher explaining that it was Shominy. now I feel guilty for snitching. can't win.

 

[Christian B]

I got out this Monopoly card.



I put in the shoe token from an old Monopoly game.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a parking ticket for an expired meter on Baltic Ave

I put the ticket back in with $50 in Monopoly money

 

[Christian B]

I got out a summons to appear in court in Atlantic City NJ.

I put the summons back in with a forwarding address for Blind Sugar McGee.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a summons attached to my mail-in ballot.
I marked 'Audiokarma Party' and put it back in.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out an invitation to a party.

I put it back in because there was no address on it.

 

[screenersam]

I got out an mp3 of Nirvana's 'Come as You Are'.

I put in a floating dollar bill

 

[Christian B]

I got out 100 pennies rolling all over the floor.

I captured all the pennies, put them in wrappers, and put them in with a photo of some of my favorite penny candies from long ago.

 

[tybrad]

Out came the nice lady behind the counter.

In went her garter belt.

 

[Te-Te]

I got out what I thought was a face mask with straps that clip on my ears.

I put in a semi used face mask and some breath mints.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a Lucha Libre Starter Kit

I put in a 'Faucist Puppet' tee shirt

 

[noogies]

I got out a well-worn copy of Abbie Hoffman's Revolution for the Hell of It.

I put in a filet of fresh-caught halibut.