The broken vending machine

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a "Rules of the Road" booklet.

I put in a set of curb feelers.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a curb-rashed 70s mag wheel.

I put in some mag wheel polishing paste, dried out from the 70s.

 

[screenersam]

I got out a pair of fuzzy pink dice.

I put in the 16 yo trickrtreaters with some stale candy and a cd of Meat Loaf's 'Bat out of Hell'. maybe some good music will help them mature.

 

[Christian B]

I got out Robin holding out a stale meat loaf while singing 'What you see is what you get".

I made a stale meatloaf sandwich with extra Ketchup dripping out and put that in while Robin said "Pow" "Bam" "Zonk".

 

[Shominy]

I got out extremely expletive cartoon balloons.

I put in a George Carlin comic.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out the 7 words you can't say on television.

I put in a Frank Zappa CD.

 

[Shominy]

I got out even more music that I don't get/understand.

I put in something non-musical that I do understand.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out a wiring diagram for my Marantz 2275.

I put in a bunch of capacitors.

 

[Shominy]

I got them out fully charged and became incapacitated.

I put them in, along with some inductors.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a book of O. Henry stories.

I put in some op amps (that I got from the OP).

 

[screenersam]

I got out a random assortment of electronic parts.

I put them back in packed in a box labeled 'DIY Radio Kit!!!'

 

[Te-Te]

I got out a tin foil antenna.

I put in a recipe for stale meatloaf and soupy mashed potatoes.

 

[Shominy]

I got out a 70s bachelor-playboy with no date for Thanksgiving.

I put in some of his accoutrements.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out a lonely lady looking for love in all the wrong places.

I put in a Johnny Lee CD.

 

[Shominy]

I got out the Double Deuce roadhouse.

I put in Wade Garrett's coo, badassery.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out Sam Elliott with a ponytail.

I put in Patrick Swayze.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a ghost.

I put him back in since Halloween is over.

 

[screenersam]

I got out an 'October Country' cd.

full of 60s enthusiasm I put in two dollars, enough for lunch at local Fast Food restaurant in that era.

 

[Christian B]

I got out 10 McDonald's hamburgers and 2 Triple Thick Strawberry Shakes left over from 1964.

I scraped off the ancient dried mold, threw out the burgers and shakes and put the mold in the machine.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a Mold-a-Rama waxy plastic Sinclair Dinosaur from the 1964 World's Fair.

I put in a real silver, nuclear irradiated, souvenir dime.