The broken vending machine

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a plate....just for the halibut.



I put in a set of Coldpruf thermals.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a pair of electric socks.

I put in a ticket to Minneapolis..

 

[noogies]

I got out another pair of electric socks along with the ticket to Minneapolis.

I put in a bottle of Hawaiian Tropic.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out @noogies

I put him back in upside down.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a pen, a set of keys and a handful of loose change.

I put the pen back in (since it was out of ink).

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out an empty ink bottle


I put in an octopus

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a list of eight things to do while scuba diving.

I put in a snorkel mask.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out Weird Al's lucky, autographed, glow in the dark snorkel.


I put in an old pair of slippers.

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out Grandpa.

I put Grandma in.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a fresh baked, homemade pumpkin pie!

I ate a slice and put the rest back in for my friends here on AK. It took a lot of self control not to eat the whole thing.

 

[tybrad]

I got out the rest of the pie with mold on it.

I put in a couple of penicillin pills.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a pharmacy.


I put in some old prescriptions

 

[grinx76]

i got a set of beer goggles

i put in some shot glasses

 

[Christian B]

I got out a jar of buckshot.

I emptied out the buckshot, and put the empty jar back in.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got a rock


I put in a pair of headlights

 

[highvoltage_]

I got out a '57 Chevy.

I put in a steering wheel.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a 76 Caprice classic, white, 2 door, vinyl top.


I put in some ham hocks.

 

[Christian B]

I got out a pig wearing argyle socks.

Kept the socks and put the pig back in.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out a girl with multiple nose jobs, breast augmentation, definitely, dyed hair and bleached teeth. They did something to her chin. Not sure what that's about, it's intense though. It's like putting pearls on swine. You can dress up a pig, but it's still a pig, isn't it? Oink, oink....Oink, Oink, HA-HA-HA-HA.....(Listen to "Thinking Cap" by Henry Rollins)

I put all of the girl's modifications in.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

I got out everything that makes one fake.

I put in a healthy dose of reality.