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The broken vending machine

I got out a bright flash of light and a complete black suit right down to the shoes and socks.

I put the black dress shoes back in, since they didn't fit.
 
I got out a picture of Superjazzy in a poodle skirt dancing in the sun spinning records on a Mickey Mouse Turntable.

I put back in a Mickey Mouse Turntable.
 
I got out a package of processed cheese with ceramic cartridge lodged in it.

Te-Te said:
I got out a picture of Superjazzy in a poodle skirt dancing in the sun spinning records on a Mickey Mouse Turntable.
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Darn Photoshop user! I told her "poodle hat and a bottle of Mickey's."


I put in the smart Alec girl who did the Photoshop thing wrong.
 
I got out a circle of kids who are out past their dinner calling/streelights are on now.

I put in a notice of punishment for them.
 
I took out a teak paddle with holes drilled in it.

I put in a note from the Vice Principal which discusses "poor home environment."
 
I got out an advertisement with a 20% discount for an HVAC contractor.

I put in a broken thermostat from my HVAC system.
 
I took out jaw cramping and muscle spasms.

I put in an ambulance, all lit up and ready for a trip to the ICU.
 
I got out a Ghostbusters Action Figure of Egon

I kept Egon and put in one of my daughter's old Barbies with her hair cut very short (by my daughter).
 
I took out a Rochester carburetor with a Holley accelerator pump.

I put in a shredded chicken chimichanga.
 
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