SPAM was originally intended to grease the axles of heavy mobile artillery, and when it was discovered to be edible under dire circumstances, was dubbed Some Pickled Anonymous Meat, which of course the army felt they had to make into an acronym.
The 'Lies Upon Lies' Game
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Little known fact: axle grease is one of Colonel Sanders eleven secret herbs and spices.
The Spamish do not like electricity, they use horses with carriages, and they love making a bunch of babies.
The use of Spam only became practical after its inventor bragged about it so much that people told him to "Can it!"
"Yes we can" said an American President - formerly working in the Cannery Row.
Before that, he was a short-order cook, but when one short order took too long, he said a discouraging word and had to leave his home on the range.