Two Words That Sound the Same Game

[bobsvinyl]

My aunts liked to eat big cereal bowls full of dead ants. I am pretty certain they were serial killers.

You guys are already setting the bar higher with double doubles!

 

[CoogarXR]

Some things are regional too-

If you have a southern twang, the following apply:
My aunt ain't home right now. She's out patching a tire with tar.

Or, if you are from some east coast areas:
Put that dirt on top of the tarp.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Anyways, does anyone know how much Annie weighs?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Some things are regional too-

If you have a southern twang, the following apply:
My aunt ain't home right now. She's out patching a tire with tar.

Or, if you are from some east coast areas:
Put that dirt on top of the tarp.

I heard a funny story where an Easterner moves down South and heard an ad on the radio about a guy selling a Cadillac with four guitars. He calls the guy up to find out why he's selling the guitars along with his vehicle. The seller says "I said four good tires, not guitars."

 

[CoogarXR]

I heard a funny story where an Easterner moves down South and heard an ad on the radio about a guy selling a Cadillac with four guitars. He calls the guy up to find out why he's selling the guitars along with his vehicle. The seller says "I said four good tires, not guitars."

That's like the old joke:
"Did you hear? Over half of Chinese doctors have cataracts"...
"The rest have Rincolns!"

 

[ETLS]

I see nobody buys an Icee on an icy day.

 

[Hyperion]

The stationary truck happened to be unloading stationery.

 

[Hyperion]

The not-for-profit prophet, upheld the principle, as he was the principal.

 

[Hyperion]

You can row with that oar or have a row with me if you want to use the other one.

 

[bobsvinyl]

You can row with that oar or have a row with me if you want to use the other one.

If you row the boat over there, we can collect fish roe for tonight's feast.

 

[harman/kardon]

How much money do you need if you want to buy a work of art painted by Monet?

 

[old_tv_nut]

True story:

The classical radio station in Chicago, WFMT, has all commercials read by staff announcers; no jingles or mini-dramas.

At one time, they had a message advertising a dance company by quoting a written review:
"Their dancing soars!"
They apparently never realized that on the radio this sounded just like:
"They're dancing sores!"

 

[harman/kardon]

Please, my dear, don't shoot this deer!

 

[CoogarXR]

True story:

The classical radio station in Chicago, WFMT, has all commercials read by staff announcers; no jingles or mini-dramas.

At one time, they had a message advertising a dance company by quoting a written review:
"Their dancing soars!"
They apparently never realized that on the radio this sounded just like:
"They're dancing sores!"

Like the old radio ad that read "come in for a free Toyota!", and when people showed up, they got a free Toy Yoda from Star Wars.

 

[ETLS]

How much money do you need if you want to buy a work of art painted by Monet?

The Peso seems like you'd pay so much more than dollars.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The friar wheeled out the deep fryer for the annual church barbecue.

 

[bobsvinyl]

"Peas in a pod..." was a piece of an old saying that gave him peace when he thought about his friend.

 

[harman/kardon]

Do you like to travel by plane? Give me a plain answer!

 

[bobsvinyl]

We'd rather weed the garden than go to the opera we declared.

 

[CoogarXR]

I would say how much I hate a certain band, but that kinda talk will get me banned. They have a song about a woman in labor on a train; it's called Birth in a Berth. The band had a Native-American/maritime themed name: "A Buoy named Sioux". Boy, did Johnny Cash ever sue them for their remaining cache of records.