All of my homes were inspected by Sherlock Holmes.
Two Words That Sound the Same Game
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The lone ranger went to the bank and barrowed money from the loan ranger.
The CDs of Bach's complete concerti came in a wooden box.
Robert Englund is NOT from England.
The DOT cop told the trucker you weigh way too much. Who loaded that much whey in your trailer?
When the athlete drank booze before a game, he heard lots of "boos" from the stands.
"Band of Gold" is a song banned from my library.
Oz Fox, formerly of Stryper recently caught a striper.
Bugs Bunny toons often have great tunes playing in the background.
If my last pair of work boots had been alive, once the sole came off the right one, its soul would have ascended.
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The drunk man with the beard declared, "I can't drive home, I'm too beered."
The lady on the water ride yelled, "SHOOT!" as her phone slid down chute.
These chewy chocolate treats were made by Chuy.
On the road, we rode our bicycles.
Noah built an ark, didn't you knowa?
Mr and Mrs Moore keep having more kids.
Even though the painting on auction was morbid, Sheila put in one more bid.
There were severe wear marks on the suitcase owned by Groucho Marx.
I think I hold the record for looniest member in the eye of some beholders.