Who Says All Canadians Are Nice & Peaceful?
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Mister Pig
Pigamus Maximus
It warmed my piggy hooves to read this whilst reading about citizenship issues.
Canada is a country that allows dual citizenship. A Canadian will not lose their citizenship if they take on another nationality or nationalities. If they are naturalized as a citizen, they will retain their original citizenship in addition to their Canadian citizenship, provided that the other country also allows dual citizenship. The United States of America also allows dual citizenship.
Its a long story, but technically I had been a US citizen since 1968, but did not complete my swearing in ceremony, so did not have my documentation. I fixed that two years ago, and now have dual citizenship.
Regards
Mister Pig
"How's that sick pig you adopted?"
"It got a bit cranky - but now it's completely cured!"
^^^ Oh, the hogmanity!
This whole thing is curling my little tail right up.
This whole thing is curling my little tail right up.
Chip Chester
Super Member
Watch your (baby) back, Mr. Pig! And don't hang around too near lettuce and tomatoes, either.
Djcoolray
Addicted Member
You should see the huge bore hogs in the Bavarian mountains, genetic throw backs. Then heaven forbid if your setting up a base of operations in an area where you have several in a family clan that has piglets, everyone will be on top of Army hummers waiting for approval to jump to new local. I’ve seen Hummers knocked over by gigantic twins working together. I’m talking about the front hooves of a bore up on the hood of a Army Hummer and you better not honk the horn either. Imagine an Army Hummer with a bore next to it that stands three quarters the height of that Hummer. Then there is no out running them either as they are not fattened up pigs. Then again, if they have no piglets and you feed them dog food and I’m talking the largest bag ever they will be your friend. They’re just like a woman....what have you done for me lately!! When I was working under an army truck I would leave a granola bar on the ground and there would be a huge bore hog just sitting there waiting for another cause he could smell more inside the truck.
But truthfully, the most misunderstood animal is a pig...
But truthfully, the most misunderstood animal is a pig...
George Pigett, later famous for Pigett’s Charge, was the hero of the affair. From the American point of view anyway.
Maybe it was the daily all over salt , pepper and maple massage that gave it away .
timofred
I'm just a garbage man...
I can see that, reading your reply.
How does this relate to my post,
did you mean to respond to someone else ?
You seem to be off topic.
jesus H finklebine. I make a post about americans and I get proven right from halfway around the globe. dont tell me its pandemic?
you did say that in Oz, you call them livestock, not pets. and I quoted that. and I went on tongue in cheek (mebbe not so much as the data shows) to explain why that people here keep livestock as pets
Quadman2
Lunatic Member
Curious second statement you made. I believe your word of "was" was meant to be "war"? If so, I'd have another look at the source you might have used to determine validity of your POV, or is this a TIC revelation? Just curious.
Q
Mister Pig
Pigamus Maximus
Let us not lose sight of the real tragedy here. A poor innocent pig was kidnapped under false pretenses, then brutally murdered and eaten. By Canadians none the less! They really aren't that kind as they pretend to be you know.
Regards
Mister Pig
true dat, not technically a typo since I spelled 'was' correctly. but yes, many a source jokes about going to war with canada... (who can forget alex P keaton?) (and MST3K apologizing for bryan adams...)
Perhaps it would help to reframe the situation as merely purchasing something pre-owned and then re-purposing it. Sort of like Shabby-Chic, but more nutritious.
restorer-john
Addicted Member
Seriously, it's a pig. A pig is livestock and has little purpose other than to be eaten by humans or some other predator.
25 million dogs were eaten around the world in 2014- what's the difference?
We've got some killer wild boars up north...
http://www.strathburncattlestation.com.au/bacon-busters.php
25 million dogs were eaten around the world in 2014- what's the difference?
We've got some killer wild boars up north...
http://www.strathburncattlestation.com.au/bacon-busters.php
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the skipper
Professional Curmudgeon
Well, c'mon now. Don't you think some bells would have gone off when they renamed him/her "Bacon Bits"?
timofred
I'm just a garbage man...
Sorry Quad,
text doesn't always allow the irony/sarcasm to be transmitted clearly enough.
All good at this end.
Cheers.
