I am ashamed of you guys! Not a one of you has mentioned the obvious...
The flagship of the entire Dominator line. The MX-10. I have a pair of these myself.
30 inches of thigh-slappin', blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage!
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From the movie Ruthless People. Stereo salesman (played by Judge Reinhold) sells speakers to a customer, a young ex-surfer dude with pregnant wife:
Customer: Hey, you? Wanna sell me a stereo?
Salesman: Yeah, I'll sell you a stereo.
Customer: All right. I'm lookin' for something real hot. I don't wanna get ripped off, you know?
Salesman: Okay. You're looking for some real hot speakers, right? I'm not talking about something you just listen to. I'm talking about the kind of sound you can feel.
Customer: Yeah!
Salesman: You know what I mean.
Customer: Yeah!
Salesman: When it comes to great stereo, you can't beat big speakers. I'm talking about big speakers with big woofers like this.
You can get this. It has a nice little eight-inch woofer, or this ten-incher. Over here we have a nice big 12-inch. But I can tell by the look on your face, man, you want something even bigger.
Customer: F---, yeah!
Salesman: "F---, yeah" is right. We gotta go to the big room for this!
The big room! Check it out, my man.
The flagship of the entire Dominator line. The MX-10. I have a pair of these myself.
30 inches of thigh-slappin', blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage!
Customer: Bitchin'! Hey, what's the f---ing cost?
Salesman: That's the bitchin' part about it. It don't matter. If you can't afford it, f---in' finance it!
[ Loud Hard Rock ]
Salesman: Yeah! Whoo! So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much! You'll never have to trade this in. This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life. And when you die, they can bury you in it!
Customer: I want it!