Worst food product ever?

[chillwolf]

I don't think I've mentioned this one. I was at a potluck lunch several weeks ago and someone brought a tub of that store-bought ham salad stuff. Now I have no objection to ham salad if it's made right. But, being naturally suspicious of ready-made stuff, I read the label. This stuff was made from blended up bologna, which itself was made from mechanically separated chicken and pork. Blecch! And it was labeled "Sandwich Spread", which at first glance you would assume was ham salad. :nono:

The only ham salad I will eat, is what my wife makes. And she makes a great ham salad and shrimp salad! :yes:

 

[Tapehead47]

I'm having hot dogs and beets tonight. :yes:

 

[toxcrusadr]

Those have to look weird together on a plate.

Sandy, round these parts there's a town that has an annual turkey testicle fry. They call it the Testicle Festival.

 

[Danger Boy]

Sandy, round these parts there's a town that has an annual turkey testicle fry. They call it the Testicle Festival.

Hey, where do I sign up for the testicle festival? :stupid:

 

[electronjohn]

Ground bologna+pickle relish+Miracle Whip= what we call "funeral buns". Commonly served for lunch at small-town funerals.

 

[KentTeffeteller]

Gentlemen,

All this posting and no one mentions Lutefisk! Lutefisk is lye soaked, gelatinous, smelly fish. A delicacy in Scandinavian countries, including my beloved Norway. Lutefisk is one reason why most Norwegians have cast iron stomachs. :yes:

 

[zenithfan1]

Uggghhh, Guys

Nevermind 3000 calories. My absolute worst is "INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED CHEESE SLICES". It's 'processed' of course. Guaranteed to be without fail - a soggy, unuseable mess. Most of it remains in the wrapper. IMO the most diabolical and cynical waste of resources and food.

tripod

Not to mention the fact that the Kraft variety boasts "Made with real milk". If you read the package, the closest thing to milk is Milk Protein Concentrate. This stuff hasn't even been regulated for human consumption by the FDA, it has only been approved for use in types of glue. YUCK!
One of the worst IMO besides that "cheese" or any "cheese food" (mostly hydrogenated oil and MSG) is Mc Donalds, ALL OF IT. Also, to make that worse, that's the kind of cheese they use. Watch this video about the 4 year old Mc Donalds Chesseburger.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGtDPG4UfI
And don't even get me ranting about Artificial sweeteners, MSG, Fluoridated water, High Fructose Corn Syrup. And the list goes on.......(BTW all those can be found in Mc Donalds)

 

[dokblues]

Hamburger helper! Yuck. Or the ever popular Spam in a can.

 

[toxcrusadr]

Hey, where do I sign up for the testicle festival? :stupid:

That would be Olean, Missouri. C'mon down!

Ground bologna+pickle relish+Miracle Whip= what we call "funeral buns". Commonly served for lunch at small-town funerals.

Aha. Enough to make you crawl in the coffin with the deceased, IMHO.

All this posting and no one mentions Lutefisk! Lutefisk is lye soaked, gelatinous, smelly fish. A delicacy in Scandinavian countries, including my beloved Norway. Lutefisk is one reason why most Norwegians have cast iron stomachs.

I've heard of that awful stuff. When you put it that way, it may explain why my granddaddy drank. He was Norwegian. :scratch2: