Write a Limerick

[ConradH]

There once was a speaker from Sony
It sounded like phony baloney
Our spare change never faltered
The cables we altered
And now it's as sweet as Spumoni

 

[bobsvinyl]

I never expected thread to do so well. You guys are coming up with some great stuff, so thanks for your efforts.

 

[likebike23]

Vinyl or CDs, which sound better?
In the end does it really matter?
Neither is wrong,
Just put on a song,
And enjoy some good tunes, wine, and cheddar.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I went to the Goodwill today
to spend part of my hard earned pay.
I found some used vinyl,
they said sales were final
so at my house these LPs will stay.

 

[teal'c]

Here I sit, weak and weary
Drank too much, my eyes are bleary
A six pack or two
was all I could do
my bladder is less than cheery

 

[dcmfan]

There was an old man from Nantucket.....(trust me!)


Who built a subwoofer in a bucket....(see?)
"I like lots of air,
And the snap of a snare,
But I need that good bass with my Buffett!". (Jimmy...)

 

[likebike23]

A friend told me about Goodwill per pound.
So I went over and took a look around.
I had no luck,
there was only junk,
piled high in a bin like a mound.

 

[teal'c]

Sitting too close to the TV
Wearing glasses of 3D
I would've bet
I couldn't get wet
But my dog lifted his leg to pee

 

[teal'c]

bobsvinyl wanted a limerick
But I had no rhyme that'd stick
I wrote and I scrawled
I cried and I bawled
'Cause all I could write was shtick

 

[bobsvinyl]

A sales clerk at the record store
told me he had made a huge score.
Hendrix, Dead, Doors and Cream,
first pressings made him scream
"I wish I could find even more!"

 

[teal'c]

It's raining, it's pouring
The old man was snoring
I kicked his head
And now he's dead
He won't be up in the morning

 

[teal'c]

Clean limericks are boring
No filth leaves me snoring
Bring in the X
Let's write about sex
I've got a good one about whoring

 

[mulester7]

In days of old, when knights were bold,
and women were not yet invented,
men cast their loads,
on sides of roads,
and walked away contented.

(not mine)

 

[dyche01]

I once bought an amp from a guy
Who told me to give it a try.
The face, at a glance,
I thought said "Marantz"
But later found out was a lie.

 

[dyche01]

The power supply that I got
From eBay, as part of a lot
That "fell off a truck,"
Is noisy as f$$k.
The filter capacitor's shot!

[does it count as dirty if we bleep it?]

 

[mech986]

On Craigslist I posted some speakers
Amongst the cars, bikes, and sneakers
But to my distress
Up to my address
Nobody showed but some peekers

A slight revision.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I liked both versions, mech.

I like to go to Buy the Pound.
Some great items there I have found.
From records to books,
each bin gets some looks
I make sure that I get around.

 

[mech986]

I'll post one as soon as I come up with a rhyme for "Nantucket"

There once was a clan from Nantucket
Who loved to eat clams fresh shuck-ed
Once steamed quick with cheer
With white wine and beer
The shells get pitched to the clam bucket

 

[likebike23]

I went to the Goodwill to score.
Had a good feeling as I walked through the door.
What did I see?
Nakamichi!
That silly lady asked what it was for!

I thought of an alternate ending also.

I went to the Goodwill to score.
Had a good feeling as I walked through the door.
What did I see?
Nakamichi!
I had to pick up my jaw from the floor.

 

[bobsvinyl]

For likebike23:

If you come northeast from Mass.
We'll hit all the thrifts and kick ass.
From Manchester to Keene
and all towns in between,
The road trip will be a real gas.