Write a Limerick
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likebike23
Addicted Member
Here's one for you Bob.
Looking forward to trying my luck,
at the thrifts with bobsvinyl and Chuck.
Driving around.
What's that sound?
The tailpipe dragging from the weight in the trunk.
Looking forward to trying my luck,
at the thrifts with bobsvinyl and Chuck.
Driving around.
What's that sound?
The tailpipe dragging from the weight in the trunk.
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There once was a man from San Antone
Who took to trucking alone
Waiting for load
For hours untold
Made him realize he's bored to the bone
Who took to trucking alone
Waiting for load
For hours untold
Made him realize he's bored to the bone
From Roger Russell's website:
A TV repair girl named Misty
Made servicing really quite nifty.
She could handle hot tubes
While exposing her boobs,
And was Miss Horizontal Hold 1950.
An avid DX'er named Crumb
Said "using tubes is often quite dumb.
I played the radio all night
And now they don't light
In fact, I get nothing but hum."
There once was a man from Deering
Who had the most incredible hearing.
He could pick up sounds
That were way out of bounds
Or ones that were truly endearing.
When testing his speaker for power
And without regard for the hour
He plugged it in the wall
And caused plaster to fall
And most of the neighbors to cower
A tube nut by the name of Glen
When asked of his divorce from Gwen
Said "a matched set of tubes
Is better than boobs
Or at least I thought it was then."
There was a man named Able
Who worshiped his speaker cable.
He ran it on the floor
And then over the door
But tripped and fell on the table.
A tube hoarder named Ben
Kept a closet of spares in his den
But when he opened the door
They fell on the floor
And imploded, some now and some then.
A TV repair girl named Misty
Made servicing really quite nifty.
She could handle hot tubes
While exposing her boobs,
And was Miss Horizontal Hold 1950.
An avid DX'er named Crumb
Said "using tubes is often quite dumb.
I played the radio all night
And now they don't light
In fact, I get nothing but hum."
There once was a man from Deering
Who had the most incredible hearing.
He could pick up sounds
That were way out of bounds
Or ones that were truly endearing.
When testing his speaker for power
And without regard for the hour
He plugged it in the wall
And caused plaster to fall
And most of the neighbors to cower
A tube nut by the name of Glen
When asked of his divorce from Gwen
Said "a matched set of tubes
Is better than boobs
Or at least I thought it was then."
There was a man named Able
Who worshiped his speaker cable.
He ran it on the floor
And then over the door
But tripped and fell on the table.
A tube hoarder named Ben
Kept a closet of spares in his den
But when he opened the door
They fell on the floor
And imploded, some now and some then.
At a truck stop in upper McCarren
I stood there a few minutes starin'
Heather made coffee
My refill was free
From points that I redeemed with Daren
That was a hard one and I had to lie about the cashier's name. Heather who made the coffee also rang it up.
I stood there a few minutes starin'
Heather made coffee
My refill was free
From points that I redeemed with Daren
That was a hard one and I had to lie about the cashier's name. Heather who made the coffee also rang it up.
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Splatter Pak
High-End Scrounger
There once was a limerick from Nantucket,
a to-do with the contents of a bucket -
the thing barely rhymed,
hardly made its five lines...
but in the end, the poet said, "Chuck it!"
a to-do with the contents of a bucket -
the thing barely rhymed,
hardly made its five lines...
but in the end, the poet said, "Chuck it!"
There once was a guy from the "banned" thread
Who was sent to the limerick-planned thread.
That's how he got here
And is bending your ear
With this drivel, in an otherwise grand thread.
Who was sent to the limerick-planned thread.
That's how he got here
And is bending your ear
With this drivel, in an otherwise grand thread.
The one thing that I like to see
Is myself on a color TV
From nineteen sixty five!
(How am I still alive?)
That's a 50 year old selfie of me!
Is myself on a color TV
From nineteen sixty five!
(How am I still alive?)
That's a 50 year old selfie of me!
