Chernobyl incident definitely got a chuckle out of me. Once the replacement desoldering gun gets here, I am going to do my best to again disassemble the relevant boards from the chassis and trace the path of that left channel input to see where the breakdown might be happening. Taking apart the switches is a daunting task, but I'll also do my best to not fudge that up. Thankfully I found a guide that should help with that:
Hifi-Retro link (not in English, but Google Translate works well for this page).
As far as your self-proclaimed lesser experience, you have more than myself and I appreciate all your replies and advice all the same. My hope is to one day be one of the people around these parts answering questions instead of asking them, but I have a very long way to go, and a lot of listening to others to do.