Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

[cwall99]

Self-explanatory title.

Post 1: What is 1 + 1?
Next poster's answer: 11. Ask a new dumb question.
Poster 3: ~~~
… and so on.

Actually, it's 10. 1 + 1 + 1 = 11

 

[MetalFisher]

Only if you slowly turn, step by step, inch by inch...

Can listening to a radio make you stronger? Someone told me I'd be able to pick up radio stations.

That depends. If you can pick up several (like in the city), then no.
However, if you are in some desolate place like Wyoming where the ONLY station you can pick up is some twanging stupid country station then yes. Why? Because you will be cringing which works the trapezius and deltoid muscles.

Now my stupid Q from an old hardee's commercial -

Are you ready for some real food?

 

[Hyperion]

I think so, imaginary food is not very filling, but maybe that's just me...

Where is the 'any' key on a keyboard?

 

[robgmn]

I think so, imaginary food is not very filling, but maybe that's just me...

Where is the 'any' key on a keyboard?

It's on the bottom, where it belongs.


Am I going too fast or is everyone else just slow?

 

[bobsvinyl]

You are right in the middle, so you're half fast.

If you tune a fish, what scale should it be?

 

[noogies]

The fish scale. Of course.

Where is the love?

 

[old_tv_nut]

In a tennis match.

Why don't beautician schools have curling teams?

 

[bobsvinyl]

In a tennis match.

Why don't beautician schools have curling teams?

Because it wouldn't be a permanent job.

Do you need to have foresight to play golf?

 

[noogies]

No, hindsight is more useful (Damn! Shoulda used the seven iron!).

Whose uncle is Bob?

 

[rajoo]

Whose uncle is Bob?

No one. He is an only child.

Why does the earth quake?

 

[harman/kardon]

It quakes with fear of the human race.

How many years can a mountain exist before it is washed to the see?

(Don't reply: "The answer my friend is blowing in the wind!")

 

[screenersam]

like the tootsie pop, The World May Never Know.

How long would a quartet of Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, Britney Spears, and Miley Cyrus last? Or, like subatomic particles, would they automatically repel each other?

 

[Westy56]

would they automatically repel each other?

No, just us.

Why is gold more expensive than silver?

 

[tybrad]

Because gold is old and has accumulated more interest.

Why do men have facial hair?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Because gold is old and has accumulated more interest.

Why do men have facial hair?

Because the men's union (Local 72468) voted in favor and the women's union (Local 72469) lost by a hair.

Is Time in a Bottle actual time or did they mean thyme, that herb stuff?

 

[harman/kardon]

Because the men's union (Local 72468) voted in favor and the women's union (Local 72469) lost by a hair.

Is Time in a Bottle actual time or did they mean thyme, that herb stuff?

It is actually Dime, and dime is money.

What is the synonym for synonym?

 

[old_tv_nut]

Nobody cares - it's six of one and half a dozen of the other.

Do you Cedar Rapids? Wichita Falls?
[Hopefully helpful note to HarmanKardon - this should be read phonetically (aloud)]

 

[harman/kardon]

[Ha! That's a fine riddle, but I'll have to pass on that one...]

 

[screenersam]

Yes, but not sure about if my date sees them, so Alaska.

Europe, Asia and America have rock groups; Africa has a song by Toto; why no love for Antartica?

 

[Rome]

Because Blizzards are made to eat, not written so that you can chill (pun) listening to music!

Why do people stare at the sun?

Rome