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With or without syrup?

Where does milk of magnesia come from? Is there some cow breed that produces it?
 
[OOPS - do not use - didn't see the previous post on the next page (if that makes any sense).]

As many cats as it takes to fill a cathouse.

Why is it the thingamabob that does the job?
 
old_tv_nut said:
From cows with cow magnets (look it up).

Why is it the thingamabob that does the job?
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Word used when you can't remember the proper name, if you can't remember, it fixed itself, or wasn't broken in the first place.

How much does a Greek urn?
 
As long as you don't put it over on me.

What does a wolf do if it's allergic to sheep's clothing?
 
Collaborators obviously!

OK, so we are told a matchbox full of neutron star material weighs 100,000 tons - how did they get the stuff into the matchbox?
 
The matchbox has a black hole in it.
If you take the neutron star out of the matchbox, what does it weigh?
 
About as much as a greek urn.

What if I look out my window and I see myself across the street, looking out a window at me?
 
Just stay stuck in the present and be happy about it.

Why aren't teachers called teachims or teachthems?
 
No, because their scales have been removed. Besides, they don't care if your dog has fleas.

What does a gopher go fer when he's not going fer something fer someone else?
 
Either a buck and a half, or frozen strawberry yogurt.

What does the look of love look like?

:worthless
 
Look, like it looks like like, like.

When you address the Queen, what kind of postage should you affix?
 
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