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Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

Don't do that, you don't know where it's been!
Why do packages of plastic utensils come with knives, forks and spoons but you always have knives and spoons left over?
 
Because you ate everything with chopsticks.

If your life went down the drain, where did it go?
 
mech986 said:
Because you ate everything with chopsticks.

If your life went down the drain, where did it go?
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I don't know but ever since you went the rats have found new ways to party.

I have this huge pile of earth, what should I do with it?
 
Hyperion said:
Only if you can find three things without names.

Just how many bites of the apple do you want?
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Well, 1000 bites at $40 a share (a $40K investment) in 2004 would have been nice (now equal to 2000 shares at $635 = $1.27M over 10 years). That would have been some very sweet and tasty bites!!

What do you get by mixing blueberries and egg yolks?
 
mech986 said:
Well, 1000 bites at $40 a share (a $40K investment) in 2004 would have been nice (now equal to 2000 shares at $635 = $1.27M over 10 years). That would have been some very sweet and tasty bites!!

What do you get by mixing blueberries and egg yolks?
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A sticky spoon.


Where do you get dairy products approved for animal consumption?
 
Just holler "Yo, Gert!" to wake up the inspector.

When a road is under construction, why is there no road under the construction?
 
After it's been jambing at a concert.

If you take sides in an argument, who gets the tops and bottoms?
 
The people betting on the over/under.

What happens when your murder trial ends in a hung jury?
 
What happens when your murder trial ends in a hung jury?
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You get a dozen for the price of 1.

I've eaten knockwurst, but is there also a doorbellwurst?
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Only when it sounds like Liberace playing Edelweiss.

When the S**t hits the fan, what happens to your swamp cooler?
 
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