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If its Tuesday, it must be Belgium.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. What do you do when you're in Baghdad?
 
Then you failed in succeeding in a successful failed failure.

What was the real best thing since sliced bread?
 
Unsliced bread with REAL butter.

I used to have a full 'Mandelbrot Set' but I lost one, what should I do?
 
Ha! You fractal me! Anyone who is not ill-iterate knows the answer.

If duck down comes from a duck and goose down comes from a goose, where does sundown come from?
 
Only 'they' know that. (or 5,272 if you want to be precise).

Why is 'Olympic Swimming Pools' so often used as a unit of fluid measure?
 
Because Olympians don't pee in their pools so it's a much more accurate measurement.

Why isn't a headache called a brain attack like a heart attack, gall bladder attack, etc.?
 
bobsvinyl said:
Because Olympians don't pee in their pools so it's a much more accurate measurement.

Why isn't a headache called a brain attack like a heart attack, gall bladder attack, etc.?
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Because then you'd have to shoot yourself as a defensive measure. BTW, a stroke is now called a brain attack.

Why is Tigger the only one?
 
mech986 said:
Because then you'd have to shoot yourself as a defensive measure. BTW, a stroke is now called a brain attack.

Why is Tigger the only one?
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It's because their tops are made out of rubber, but what bounces off of me sticks to the Rolling Stone's fingers.

Why do you you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?
 
I saw this exact drunk walking at the beach the other day.

Why isn't a Sea Cucumber a vegetable?
 
tybrad said:
I saw this exact drunk walking at the beach the other day.

Why isn't a Sea Cucumber a vegetable?
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Cause its damn hard to pour the dressing on it underwater.

BTW, the sea cucumber is an excellent delicacy when prepared Chinese style but it is an acquired taste and texture. Very firm gelatinous texture.

How do you shoe a Sea horse?
 
You herd them into the O.K. coral and then you put horseshoe crabs on their little feet.

Do anemones have any enemies?
 
Because the faeries keep moving the wheelbarrow.
Why do people walk in the street when there is a sidewalk?
 
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