Ask a stupid question, get a ridiculous answer

[Hyperion]

You can breathe can't you?

Are you worth your salt?

 

[jhtstone]

You can breathe can't you?

Are you worth your salt?

Depends on if you are an Old Salt or a Salt Substitute.

Why are they called Donuts?

 

[bowtie427ss]

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb ?

Jimmy Hoffa

What's a henway?

 

[Kahoona]

A little less than a Steinway

Why are their braille instructions on the drive up automatic teller?

 

[bobsvinyl]

A little less than a Steinway

Why are their braille instructions on the drive up automatic teller?

Because most people can't see where their money goes.

How come cowboys don't get arrested when they punch cattle?

 

[mech986]

Depends on if you are an Old Salt or a Salt Substitute.

Why are they called Donuts?

Because Dough-Balls hits too close to home!

Because most people can't see where their money goes.

How come cowboys don't get arrested when they punch cattle?

Because they drank the Kool-Aid instead.

Any cure for using Windows?

 

[Hyperion]

Because they drank the Kool-Aid instead.

Any cure for using Windows?

Not if you are on, or above, the fifth floor.

Why is Striped Paint so hard to come by?

 

[DonQuixote99]

Everyone wants plaid this year.

If orange is the new black, what's the new orange?

 

[jhtstone]

If orange is the new black, what's the new orange?

Chocolate....

Why does it rain cats and dogs but not lions, tigers, and wolves?

 

[bobsvinyl]

Who knows? Just be glad it's not a driving rain and Fords, Audis and BMWs begin to fall from the sky.

Why isn't it called a hairscut?

 

[Hyperion]

Who knows? Just be glad it's not a driving rain and Fords, Audis and BMWs begin to fall from the sky.

Why isn't it called a hairscut?

Trying not to offend someone without much.

If an Orange is Orange why isn't a Lime called a Green, and a Lemon called a Yellow?

 

[robgmn]

Trying not to offend someone without much.

If an Orange is Orange why isn't a Lime called a Green, and a Lemon called a Yellow?

A. It would give grapes an identity crisis.

Q. Where was the toothbrush invented?

 

[dr*audio]

A. It would give grapes an identity crisis.

Q. Where was the toothbrush invented?

In the Army. They needed something to scrub latrines with.

If Febreeze has an "odor eliminator" in it, why can you smell it?

 

[jhtstone]

If Febreeze has an "odor eliminator" in it, why can you smell it?

It's the odor running away from the Febreeze.

Will the World sink with the weight of the Human Race?

 

[old_tv_nut]

I'd like to teach the world to sink imperfect harmony.

Who's taking care of the caretaker's daughter while the caretaker's busy taking care?

 

[DonQuixote99]

I guess it was the son of a preacher man.

Is being from the bad side of town worse than having a busted finger?

 

[bobsvinyl]

It depends on where the finger was when it was busted.

How come four poster beds don't have any posters? I was hoping for at least a Hendrix.

 

[jhtstone]

It depends on where the finger was when it was busted.

How come four poster beds don't have any posters? I was hoping for at least a Hendrix.

All four posters were used to keep the fires burning this past winter.

If a pair of socks is two socks, does a pair of pants consist of two pants?

 

[nickv41]

"Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds"?

Sorry, but I'm watching Jerry McGuire on FX at the moment.

 

[robgmn]

"Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds"?

Sorry, but I'm watching Jerry McGuire on FX at the moment.

Just follow Franklin Tpk.
You'll get there.

A. My dog pants.

Q. Who told that pig it could fly?