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Man Struck By Lightening in 2006 Mauled By Bear

What are the odds?

Man hit by lightning, then mauled by bear
by Paul A. Specht - Jun. 23, 2010 McClatchy Newspapers

RALEIGH, N.C. - Some guys have all the luck.

And then there's Rick Oliver, who might be one of the unluckiest men in North Carolina, if not the world. Oliver was mauled by a bear in his otherwise peaceful front yard a few weeks ago.

"It was like getting struck by lightning," he said.

Turns out, Oliver might be one of the few people in the world capable of accurately making the bear-lightning analogy.

And for Oliver, 51, the two incidents seem to go hand in hand. Ever since he was struck by lightning in 2006, Oliver says, he's had trouble sleeping. On restless nights, he tends to putter about his farm, checking on his chickens, working on his tractors and, as he was in the wee hours of June 3, fixing up his Chevy Malibu.

About 2 a.m., he heard a distant rustling on his 17-acre spread in an unincorporated sliver of Wake County between Cary and Raleigh.
As he turned to investigate, he was dealt a heavy blow. "I heard this strange huffing," Oliver said. "And the next thing I know I had been run over and stepped on by a bear."

The black bear's claws gouged his wrist so deep that when he first took off his bandage, blood spewed onto his farmhouse floor. "Like a hose," he said. "That was when my daughter said, Dad we need to take you to the emergency room.' "

The biggest cut was so deep and wide that doctors at WakeMed couldn't sew it up. So doctors bandaged up Oliver and told him to keep pressure on the lacerations.

"He's a little unlucky," said Cameron Rhodes of Cary, who was married by liver at Piney Plain United Church of Christ in Cary, where Oliver is a minister. "But he's even more lucky he has survived both of them."

The chances of being attacked by a bear are rather slim, biologists say. Between 2005 and 2009, only nine people were killed by bears in the United States, according to the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission. Compare that with the 141 people who were killed by dogs during the same period, and you get the idea.

The chances of being struck by lightning are also extremely narrow. "You have a greater chance of getting struck by lightning than getting killed by a bear," a report published by the U.S. Forest Service's Bear Aware program says.

So it doesn't take a math whiz to figure out the extreme unlikelihood of both happening to the same person.

"The probability is infinitesimal," said Ross Leadbetter, a statistician at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill. "The closest approximation is certainly zero."

The odds get thinner still in the Triangle, where people vastly outnumber omnivorous bears. About 11,000 bears live in North Carolina. But there are very few in the Raleigh and Cary area, said Joe Folta, a wildlife biologist at the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.
 
Here's another one from today. Usually I don't post the depressing ones, but this one is kinda funny.

Cops: Siblings brawl over butter in mac and cheese

Jun 23, 9:22 PM (ET)

WATERVILLE, Wash. (AP) - An argument over butter in a macaroni and cheese recipe churned into violence between a brother and sister. A 21-year-old man called police June 6 to say his 17-year-old sister tried to cut his neck with the serrated edge of a spatula.

The police report said the sister was making macaroni and cheese when her brother asked if she was using butter. That led to an argument over the difference between butter and margarine. And, then butter battle escalated.

The Wenatchee World reported the girl was charged in Douglas County Superior Court with fourth-degree assault.
 
CO Woman Blames Vampire for Car Crash
June 29
FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
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I love that last line. Kind of implies "because they could tell she was a loony."
 
Driver Reported Brandishing Gun, Police Find SuperSoaker

Police stop driver armed with squirt guns
Jul. 6, 2010 10:16 AM
Associated Press
DULUTH, Minn. - Police responding to a report of a driver brandishing a gun in southeastern Minnesota found themselves in extreme danger - of getting wet.

When police pulled over and searched the vehicle in the port city of Duluth on Monday, they found only several "Super Soaker" squirt guns on the back seat

The Duluth News Tribune reports that no arrests were made.
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Those poor cops, what a waste of time! :banana:
 
OH Man Knocks Basement Gas Meter Off, Nearly Blows Up House

Ohio man KOs gas meter, causing leak, evacuations

Jul 28, 3:33 PM (ET)

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio (AP) - Fire officials in Ohio said a man hitting a punching bag accidentally knocked out his gas meter, causing a natural gas leak that evacuated nearby homes. Authorities in Middletown said when the unidentified man struck the meter Tuesday evening, it fell off the wall and gas spewed out.

Deputy Fire Chief Tom Snively said it was "extremely dangerous situation." He said the house could have blown up and at least three neighboring homes could have seen major damage in the community about 25 miles north of Cincinnati. People living along two streets in the area were told to leave their homes.

One person was taken to a hospital complaining of nausea. Snively says it took Duke Energy about an hour to dig underground to where it could turn off the gas.
 
13-Year-Old Struck By Lightning on Friday the 13th at 13:13

Suffolk UK
14 Aug 2010

At precisely 13:13, a boy aged 13 was seen by the St John Ambulance team at Lowestoft Seafront Air Festival in Suffolk after he was struck by lightning, a spokesman said.

The boy suffered a minor burn and was taken to James Paget Hospital, where he is expected to make a full recovery.

Jason Gillingham, county ambulance officer and on scene at the show, said: ''This was a very minor burn to the boy's shoulder, but he was conveyed to hospital and is recovering well."

A second teenager and a woman were also struck by lightning but did not need hospital treatment.

The three were watching a display of the Red Arrows during a downpour when the lightning struck.


I'd say he's lucky - to be alive. :yes:
 
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home
7/18/09

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. — One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

No one was home and no one was injured. No citations were immediately issued.

Both the home and vehicle suffered moderate damage, which Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner says insurance will cover.

Police hadn't been able to speak to the homeowner as of early Friday evening.

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All of a sudden I feel........ hungry ?
 
Couple of Banana Stories Today

Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio -- The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid dressed as a banana emerged from some bushes and took a flying leap at the store mascot.

Parham says the attacker looked like a Spartan from the movie "300" -- except he was a banana.

The gorilla was knocked down but got back up, adjusted his head and went back to work.

WJW-TV reports the banana split -- running down the street with other teens.

Police think it was a prank. They weren't able to find the offending fruit.


Read more: http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/...illa-mascot-attacked-by-banana/#ixzz1Ro8SN0B7

It would have been even funnier if he had 'split' in one of these:

Man turns pickup into banana car

FLINT, Mich. -- Talk about peeling out.

A Pennsylvania man cruised into Flint on Thursday in his giant, motorized banana and parked it on the bricks of Saginaw Street.

Some looked confused. Many snapped pictures.

Banana car owner Steve Braithwaite tells The Flint Journal he had no idea how much he was going to enjoy people laughing and smiling at him.

The Coopersburg, Pa., resident with Flint ties brought the former pickup truck back through the area, more than two years after buying the original vehicle from a junkyard in Genesee County's Argentine Township.

Braithwaite decided one day he wanted to turn a Ford F-150 into a banana and travel the world in it.

So, what he calls his "crazy desire to do something ridiculous" became a yellow-tinged reality.

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Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/07/01/20110701michigan-banana-car.html#ixzz1Ro82EYtx
 

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One of my good friends (and most recent roommate) did that when we were living next door to each other in college - the building was mirror-imaged, he got turned around when hammered and woke up in the apartment matching his down the hall. :lmao:

Responding to some old posts here, but that sort of thing can be deadly. A while back a drunk guy thought he was going into his own house but ended up in an identical house a few houses down from his. He was shot to death by the homeowner, who was not charged based on Colorado's make-my-day law.
 
The trauma surgeons deprived the guy of a guaranteed "Darwin Award"! Putting a live, fanged rattlesnake's head in one's mouth has to be about the stupidest thing anyone (except a suicidal masochist) could do!

My guess that he was trying to impress the chick to get her to put a snake-like object down her throat.
 
July 11, 2011
Mud-Bogging Michigan Misfits Nabbed In Stuffed Alligator Theft


A trio of intoxicated thieves allegedly stole a 14-foot stuffed alligator from a Michigan man’s home, strapped it to their pickup truck, and then went mud bogging with the flattened reptile.

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The accused men were nabbed after the owner of the burgled barn followed foot and tire tracks to an area where the suspects were spotted racing through the mud with the $5000 alligator in tow. As a result, cops arrested John Sanborn, 53; Douglas Ward, 55; and Roy Griffith, 60, on a variety of criminal charges.

As seen above, police recovered the alligator, which did not appear worse for the wear. Besides, of course, already being dead, stuffed, and flattened. The alleged thieves, pictured below, are due in court July 29 for a preliminary hearing.

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/michigan/alligator-thieves-busted-629013
 
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