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Quaint Quips & Quotes!

You'd complain if you were hung with a new rope.
A day at a time, a step at a time.
I am running at mach six with my hair on fire.

What is the one about nailing jelly to a tree???
These are few recent one I have heard.


Also,
My 10 year old son tells me that I could "argue with a tree and win"
I sometimes say "I wish I was here" - My wife agrees too.

Mark
 
What about these...

If the answer is no:

Does a snake have elbows?
Can you stack BB's in the wind?

If the answer is yes:

Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Does a cat have climbing gear?
Is the Pope a Catholic?
 
Tarl Of Gor said:
Don't f*ck with the bull if you don't want the horns.
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Woof! :yes:
I tell my son sometimes, there is only one Bull Goose 'round here,
when he feels like bucking me (in a good son way). :D

I tell him, "you may have some size & strength on me, but I am cagey." :thmbsp:

Klassic one
Rome
 
"Well...will you look at what the cat dragged in"
"You look like something the dogs had under the porch"
"No guts...no glory"
"In for a penny, in for a pound"
"It'll stop on a dime and give a nickel change"
 
beans said:
I just got my car tuned up and now it runs like a scalded dog!
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Ahhh Beans!
Now this one has some nostalgia linked to it for me. Back in the 70s when I was a teenager, I had a friend that got a brand new 73 Chevelle SS.

It ran just like that sentiment, with a Craig 8-Track & a pair of Utah 6X9s in the deck. :thmbsp:

Wooooo Hooooo!

Klassic one,
Rome
 
Jcricket said:
You'd complain if you were hung with a new rope.
A day at a time, a step at a time.
I am running at mach six with my hair on fire.

What is the one about nailing jelly to a tree???
These are few recent one I have heard.


Also,
My 10 year old son tells me that I could "argue with a tree and win"
I sometimes say "I wish I was here" - My wife agrees too.

Mark
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Hi Mark!
Yea, these are some klassic ones for sure. I have not heard the jelly one, but I am sure someone will come along & comment. If I had a $1 for the rope one though.

Is your son planning to be a lawyer? :D

Klassic ones,
Rome
 
subwoofwoof said:
What about these...

If the answer is no:

Does a snake have elbows?
Can you stack BB's in the wind?

If the answer is yes:

Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Does a cat have climbing gear?
Is the Pope a Catholic?
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Sub!
The bear & pope ones will certainly end up in the Hall of Fame for quotes!
Indeed!

True Klassics,
Rome
 
electronjohn said:
"Well...will you look at what the cat dragged in"
This quote was cited in one of my All-time Favorite movies, "Blazing Saddles."
The scene was when Cleavon came into the jail after being with Madeline Kahn. Ole Gene Wilder uttered that timely sentiment. True Klassic comedy, indeed! :thmbsp:

"You look like something the dogs had under the porch"
"No guts...no glory"
"It'll stop on a dime and give a nickel change"
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Hall fo Fame quotes there, EJ!

Rome
 
subwoofwoof said:
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
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BearWoods.jpg
 
In the words of my mother...

"If it were a snake it would have bit you."

In the words of my grandmother...

"She went to sh*t and the pigs ate her." (Farm life with an outhouse past the pig yard)
 
subwoofwoof said:
In the words of my mother...

"If it were a snake it would have bit you."

In the words of my grandmother...

"She went to sh*t and the pigs ate her." (Farm life with an outhouse past the pig yard)
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Funny stuff there, Sub!
Smokehouses, Water Wells, & Outhouses are in my blood.
East Texas upbringing. :thmbsp:

Rome
 
When I'm doing something and someone makes a suggestion this is what I tell 'em:

Hey, I'm f*ckin' the dog, yer just holdin' him.
 
Here is one I heard one.
Question "What is the difference between God and __________(insert the name of least favorite, self righteous, arrogant, pig heade pric you know)?:
Answer "God doesn't think he is ___________!"Inser t pricsw name again.

Rome, my 10 year old will probably be a lawyer or some ther white collar guy. He stuns me with his questions sometimes. When he was six he asked how to buy a burger king - his comment "they makes lots of money and we should have one".

Mark
 
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