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Quaint Quips & Quotes!

Brainlessness:
A few pickles short of a jar
A few bales short of a load
Porch light's on...nobody home
If he picked his nose his head would cave in

Post-party malady:
Barking at the porcelain
Talking on the big white phone
The big spit (courtesy "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas")
The Technicolor yawn
The singing lunch
Reverse peristalsis

Misc:
Blacker 'n the inside of my pocket
Blacker 'n the inside of a cat's ass

Heard this regarding a really tight band:
Tighter 'n a dead rat in a beer can

General insult:
Your mama wears combat boots and drives beer truck in hell

More misc:
Up to snuff
Get your ducks in a row

Really ugly:
Looks like he/she had a fire on their face and it got put out with a rake
 
A few more:
Drive it like you stole it

Really hungry:
So hungry I could eat the screen door off the back porch
So hungry I could eat the a##hole out of a skunk
So hungry I could eat the urinal mint

Seen above a urinal:
If you can't hit the big hole...please adjust your nozzle

Something happening fast:
Like sh*t through a tin horn (never could figure that one out)

Addressed to the guy who let a BAD fart:
Whew...something crawled up your a## and died
 
A couple more I'm so hungry:
I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a rag doll.
I'm so hungry I could eat the lump off a dogs dick.
 
Tarl Of Gor said:
Is a frog's ass water tight?
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subwoofwoof said:
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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Tarl Of Gor said:
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
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Hi TOG!
First, as I stated to Sub already about thie nice thing she did for Justen, I am extending that same sentiment towards you. You two AKers are an asset to this place. I for one would like to say to you Tarl also, you have a wonderful heart. :yes:

Now, these are some klassics, so keep them coming!

Rome
 
This may have been posted before

"If his brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough 'puff' to lift his hat to a lady"
 
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