Random Thoughts or Whatever

[Mystic]

So I've heard you should keep your meth dealer on speed dial, and your coke dealer goes under aromatherapy, where do you keep your weed dealer?

Tokin' Friend

 

[Mystic]

Depends on the degree of internal/personality. The truth is, although many would say it is cheesy, it is also true. Internal is the only kind that in the end matters the most. External does not last. External can also be cancelled out by a lack of internal or even internal ugliness (as opposed to blandness). I've know a few very externally attractive or even beautiful people who, because of internal blandness or ugliness, had any external looks cancelled out or turned into an ugly person I would find difficult to be around. Amber Heard anyone?

Cartesianism. Good stuff.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Falstaff]

Cartesianism. Good stuff.

Descartes wasn't no slouch.

 

[bluesky]

I used to make money thousands at a time and spend it in hundreds. For some reason, now I do the opposite.

I hear ya!

I spent all my money on 24/8/365 international traveling, booze, & women - the rest I wasted. Except for a lightweight black leather, waist high, jacket I bought in Japan back in '83 which was really like a soft black leather shirt. What a jacket!! Still wear it.

 

[Falstaff]

I hear ya!

I spent all my money on 24/8/365 international traveling, booze, & women - the rest I wasted. Except for a lightweight black leather, waist high, jacket I bought in Japan back in '83 which was really like a soft black leather shirt. What a jacket!! Still wear it.

I spent all mine on bubblegum and rekkids.

 

[noogies]

Descartes wasn't no slouch.

Wouldn't hire him as a dog-sitter, though.

 

[Hobie1dog]

went to a steakhouse to celebrate 44 years of marriage, but breathing 54 degree cold air from door to door started closing down my bronchial tubes

 

[Bill Ferris]

went to a steakhouse to celebrate 44 years of marriage, but breathing 54 degree cold air from door to door started closing down my bronchial tubes

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[highvoltage_]

went to a steakhouse to celebrate 44 years of marriage, but breathing 54 degree cold air from door to door started closing down my bronchial tubes

Oh man, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, hang in there.

 

[Mystic]

THE DEVICE PROPOSED BY THE EU TO REDUCE POWER CONSUMPTION BY 50%

 

[noogies]

It's not an addiction if you can forget to do it.

 

[spicer]

THE DEVICE PROPOSED BY THE EU TO REDUCE POWER CONSUMPTION BY 50%

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Perfect.

 

[Mystic]

Perfect.

I figure I'll save even more by DIY'ing the ones I already have. Why buy "new"?

 

[spicer]

I figure I'll save even more by DIY'ing the ones I already have. Why buy "new"?

More perfect.

 

[SolderIron]

THE DEVICE PROPOSED BY THE EU TO REDUCE POWER CONSUMPTION BY 50%

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I suspect a lot more then 50%.

 

[Mystic]

Economist Sandrine Rousseau, a Green member of France’s National Assembly, declared that the French deserve a “right to idleness” and that being less productive is a much healthier goal. She cited a new study from the French Institute of Public Opinion backing her up, which shows only 24% said work was important to them, compared to 60% in 1990.

 

[John James]

"Hey brother, can you spare me a dime?"

 

[Mystic]

"It is with respect and admiration that I share my revelation with you. Everyone from our planet knows about the Dock Ellis on acid no-hitter. There are songs, books and probably t-shirts and buttons. But did you, or anyone, till me, notice that in the box score that day was the line: Ellis, D. pitcher (LSD!!!!)."

— Bernie Kellman, San Francisco

 

[Mystic]