MaxxVolume
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The girl is gorgeous....
The ink is tragic
The ink is tragic
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Mystic
We're all born mad
Lol.... imagine the "look" of that in 30 years. Whatta mess.
Mystic
We're all born mad
An elderly woman came to the bank to withdraw $10.
The cashier told her, “For withdrawals of less than $100, use the ATM. Please leave if there are no other questions. Behind you is a queue of customers ... "
The elderly woman was silent for a few seconds, then returned the card to the cashier and said, "Then I'll withdraw all the money I have."
The cashier was surprised when she checked the balance on the card. “You have $500,000 in your account, and there is no such amount in the bank right now. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
Then the old woman asked how much she could withdraw at once. Any amount up to $3,000, the cashier replied.
"Then please give me $2,915 now."
The cashier angrily went to the vault, picked up stacks of $20s, $10s, $5s, and spent the next few minutes counting out $2,915. “Is there anything else I can help you with today?” the cashier asked sternly.
The elderly woman put $10 in her purse and said, "Yes, I would like to put $2,905 in my account."
The cashier told her, “For withdrawals of less than $100, use the ATM. Please leave if there are no other questions. Behind you is a queue of customers ... "
The elderly woman was silent for a few seconds, then returned the card to the cashier and said, "Then I'll withdraw all the money I have."
The cashier was surprised when she checked the balance on the card. “You have $500,000 in your account, and there is no such amount in the bank right now. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
Then the old woman asked how much she could withdraw at once. Any amount up to $3,000, the cashier replied.
"Then please give me $2,915 now."
The cashier angrily went to the vault, picked up stacks of $20s, $10s, $5s, and spent the next few minutes counting out $2,915. “Is there anything else I can help you with today?” the cashier asked sternly.
The elderly woman put $10 in her purse and said, "Yes, I would like to put $2,905 in my account."
Mystic
We're all born mad
There's a new disease croping up in (mainly western) European Union States. It is called Climate Change Derangement Syndrome. It is, essentially, the celebration of the war in Ukraina as a silver lining re: progress to green NRG. Let that sink in.
PS: I live in France, and from what I'm seeing and experiencing, this joint is currently experiencing The Unenlightenment and fast returning to The Dark Ages.
PS: I live in France, and from what I'm seeing and experiencing, this joint is currently experiencing The Unenlightenment and fast returning to The Dark Ages.
Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
That`s to me a fine example of "anti-Viagra" !
What a shame she decided deface her body`s skin in such a massive manner !
Mystic
We're all born mad
One would think it would demand Viagra.
Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
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Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
A decided requirement, Edwin, with a strong alcohol infusion booster for courage!
Lou F Quincy
Super Member
I'd like to read how that question was asked of the Americans.
I've never met anybody that wants that invasion to continue.
Who or what organization is the source of your statements?
Mystic
We're all born mad
I'll hafta go dig it up, it's somewhere @ my laptop. My recollection @ the moment is that the poll was conducted by a (rather) liberal MSM entity, most likely admistered to its readership.
spicer
Lunatic Member
The 'old' woman with 500k, in that bank, understands how things work. In my way of thinking that 'old' lady is on the front line with her finger in the hole of the dike protecting many completely ignorant of the price paid for dry land.
spicer
Lunatic Member
My only thoughts are kin to sympathy and no additive would convert that to desire. That poor child are my thoughts. I'd never express that to her, far too delicate, vulnerable. But, to go there, yes, a decided requirement.
I am also not a huge fan of that much ink, , , , , , but really, , , she's still gorgeous and (in my younger day) I'd hit that in a heartbeat
I'll bet at least a few of you would too.........
Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
I am also not a huge fan of that much ink, , , , , , but really, , , she's still gorgeous and (in my younger day) I'd hit that in a heartbeat
I'll bet at least a few of you would too.........
Not me, as that`s over the top, & IMO offensive looking !
I`d rather taken matters into my own hand, as I never recall that I was that desperate in chasing women !
Lou F Quincy
Super Member
I'd make her breakfast.
Lou F Quincy
Super Member
Yea, more like we're on the chutes more than the ladders.
Keep hope alive.
Keep hope alive.
