Random Thoughts or Whatever

[MaxxVolume]

You know what they say about Prunes?

"Don`t combine them with beans"?

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Beans are the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you........

 

[Beatnik]

"I got this new thing, sounds great, I'm happy !"



Standard internet reply:

"Those are crap, you need what I have !"

 

[Quadman2]

Mistletoe can be dangerous in two different ways.

1. If ingested, the berries and leaves if ingested can make you very sick, or in some cases cause death.

2. If kissing the wrong person under this plant, it too can be dangerous.


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[reddodge053]

Dramatically warmed up here today,sneezing like crazy!!!

 

[SolderIron]

Here is butt freezing cold outside. I rather have the summer heat.

 

[Beatnik]

Is enjoying music more about where the performers sit than the song itself ? Maybe I listen for the wrong reason entirely.

 

[noogies]

Beans are the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you........

... toot!

 

[Klappco]

I am just sitting here listening to Art Blakey in Japan and wondering about Danny Tanner. How?

 

[Beatnik]

Trying to remember things I said 45 years ago.

 

[noogies]

Trying to remember things I said 45 years ago.

Trying to remember things I said 45 minutes ago.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Why do some float and others sink?

 

[noogies]

Why do some float and others sink?

Aeration and/or cholesterol content.

You asked.

 

[meggy]

Why do elevators in two story buildings have buttons for each floor ("1" & "2"), instead of just a single go" button?

 

[noogies]

Life is a temporary condition.

 

[Pio1980]

An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.

Anything not about elephants is irrelephant.

 

[Pio1980]

If life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. What if life hands you prune juice?

 

[spicer]

Which came first....

They, it, occurred at the same time. The record player and records.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

After 57 years, it still bothers me that colonel is pronounced kernel.

 

[spicer]

I see that and raise you one Scarlett Johansson. She came to mind because I just saw the latest Black Widow movie…not bad as an Avenger movie spin off.

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That is alluring but I'd never be alone with it.