Random Thoughts or Whatever

[nailer]

And did you know that if you lived at the equator...you'd weigh LESS than in the northern regions.


Q

Although one's waist would remain the same ...

 

[Quadman2]

Although one's waist would remain the same ...

DARN!

What a waste of gravity, eh?

Q

 

[Pio1980]

Buck-ee's ;
If Cracker Barrel minus the restaurant was a gigantic gas station in a warehouse.

 

[Pio1980]

A radio promotion for AC/DC concert tickets for the best estimation of what demon posessed tortured creature the lead singer sounds most like.

 

[Redtide]

Today I learned that birds poop when taking flight so that they don't have to deal with the weight of the fecal matter when flying. It probably feels great to let a big bowel movement rip as you fly into the sky. I also learned that birds the size of crows and seagulls poop once an hour.

 

[noogies]

Today I learned that birds poop when taking flight so that they don't have to deal with the weight of the fecal matter when flying. It probably feels great to let a big bowel movement rip as you fly into the sky. I also learned that birds the size of crows and seagulls poop once an hour.

What do I do with this information?

 

[Pio1980]

What do I do with this information?

Poop before you get on the plane, and avoid flights exceeding one hour.

 

[nailer]

What do I do with this information?

Whatever, per the tread's title.

 

[Redtide]

What do I do with this information?

I am thanking my lucky stars that I've only been pooped on by seagulls two or three times in my life. Once an hour really surprised me.

How Often Do Birds Poop? (SURPRISING Answer! + FAQs) - Birding Outdoors

Have you ever wondered about all the weird things about bird poop? I mean like, when do they poop, where they poop, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, how often do birds

birdingoutdoors.com

 

[nailer]

I am thanking my lucky stars that I've only been pooped on by seagulls two or three times in my life. Once an hour really surprised me.

How Often Do Birds Poop? (SURPRISING Answer! + FAQs) - Birding Outdoors

Have you ever wondered about all the weird things about bird poop? I mean like, when do they poop, where they poop, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, how often do birds

birdingoutdoors.com

Eating more than one's weight everyday generates a lot of poop requiring a lot of daily poops.

 

[Redtide]

Eating more than one's weight everyday generates a lot of poop requiring a lot of daily poops.

According to this site, seagulls eat about 20% their weight every day. Probably the smaller the bird, the higher it's metabolism, the more it eats (as a percentage of it's body weight), and the more often it poops.

Have We All Missed the Point About Seagulls? — Save Coastal Wildlife

Along the picturesque Jersey Shore, a remarkable drama plays out almost every time someone visits a beach. No matter the season, from summer to spring, people will encounter gulls, erroneously known as seagulls. But can they be all that bad?

www.savecoastalwildlife.org

 

[Pio1980]

Finnegan's Wake, abridged.
(loosely based on the title)

Finnegan! Wake the f#@k up!!
The End.

Concise, to the point, understandable, time saved.
Cliff's notes, eat your heart out.

 

[Pio1980]

Are passive-agressive cross-overs intimidating?

 

[reddodge053]

Its been warm here. Jazz festival started today.

 

[SolderIron]

Today I learned that birds poop when taking flight so that they don't have to deal with the weight of the fecal matter when flying. It probably feels great to let a big bowel movement rip as you fly into the sky. I also learned that birds the size of crows and seagulls poop once an hour.

Did taxpayer paid for the research?

 

[Redtide]

Did taxpayer paid for the research?

Oh good gravy. I have so many questions to ask you.

 

[SolderIron]

Oh good gravy. I have so many questions to ask you.

Sorry, I know that I don't know ....... answers

 

[Mystic]

 

[Mystic]

 

[Mystic]

It now seems apparent that feathered creatures preceded dinosaurs and that, in fact, the ancestor of all dinosaurs had feathers.