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DeadRock said:
My first few steps in the morning are tentative. The tootsies being tender, and the knees complaining a touch, as I step into my undies and shorts, stumbling towards the coffee maker...oh...after having made a pit stop in the Water Closet...to tinkle the porcelain and confirm via the mirror that yes...this...is me...
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I`m usually unsure after waking up of how this heavily bearded and very long haired individual got in my house and standing there in my bathroom shaking his head squinting at his image in the mirror and what does he want with me, as that certainly can`t be me !
 
DeadRock said:
My first few steps in the morning are tentative. The tootsies being tender, and the knees complaining a touch, as I step into my undies and shorts, stumbling towards the coffee maker...oh...after having made a pit stop in the Water Closet...to tinkle the porcelain and confirm via the mirror that yes...this...is me...
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I can relate, but usually when I look in the mirror I wonder what the hell happened to that guy!!
 
nailer said:
I've played sports my entire life and since my 40s have experienced some stiffness and soreness every day. Not much difference almost 30 years later. It's all a matter of perspective. When I look into the mirror I see a grayer me with some wrinkles. I do wonder where my hair has gotten off to though. :biggrin:
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Gonna share a secret with you nail.

Your hair has started growing in, instead of out...and that's why it's coming out the nose and ears. OK?

Q
 
Quadman2 said:
Ever thinking bout a certain person...and the phone rings...and it's that same person?

Freaks you out, y'all! :eek2:

Q
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A lot of times, I'm either about to call my hiking buddy, who is like a brother to me in every sense or he comes to mind. That's when he calls me.
 
Yesterday at work, the septic tank had to be pumped. OF COURSE, it had to be when I needed to take a dump. Thankfully, I was able to hold it all the way home.

This got me to thinking that I probably should have bought a pump truck and started my own septic business. No one would ever their nose in my business and if I beat all of my competitors, I would be number one in the number two business. However, I would have to take sh** from my customers all day long.

The upside of landscaping is that during the seed/compost season, customers take sh** from me and they're happy to do so. :biggrin:
 
Can't get away from feeling guilty.
Grade school: knowing should do homework but kept delaying.
Old age: knowing should get things done but keep delaying.

Need but don't want a task master with whip...
 
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