Pio1980
AK Member
When I last held a public release of my latest fragrance, nobody else in the elevator seemed to enjoy it.Maybe they think their own B.O. is less offensive, and will mask the smell of the fart?
Regards,
Gordon.
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Morning Breeze
Morning sun
Pee u you smell like a zoo !
SolderIron
Addicted Member
You should try a private release with wife in bed....
Pio1980
AK Member
A "Dutch oven" re Ernest Borgnine/ Ethel Merman?
SolderIron
Addicted Member
Dutch oven is too much. I have been warned there be consequences if I let loose with her in the bedroom.A "Dutch oven" re Ernest Borgnine/ Ethel Merman?
Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
They can hold their own, and beyond, especially if they`ve been "crock potting" (constipated) all day !
Bill Ferris
Lunatic Member
Yeah, I coined that years ago !"Crock Potting"
I'm stealing that.
Feel free to use it as you see fit, Terrence, and I desire no originating credit when you do.
Sometimes people eat seafood and sometimes sharks eat landfood.
SolderIron
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Seeing a hearse pulling a woodchipper in the other thread, I wonder if any mortuary operator ever arrested for murder.
Yeah, but, sharks only get landfood at sea, , , , , , well, , except for that one time.....
Well, we usually eat seafood on land.Yeah, but, sharks only get landfood at sea, , , , , , well, , except for that one time.....
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The shark has good taste !Yeah, but, sharks only get landfood at sea, , , , , , well, , except for that one time.....
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Not quite that bad, but I have had some bad ones. Sudden, rapid changes in weather cause me to get those. I always keep painkillers handy, especially in my five years on the Cape.
