Random Thoughts or Whatever

[whoaru99]

If the kitchen is behind at least keep the glasses full/beverages coming. Sheesh.

 

[WannaBeHiFi]

If you are Deadhead
And you like Phish
are you then a Dead Phish Head?

 

[ernieb1536]

The four Stages of Life

1. You believe in Santa
2. You don't believe in Santa
3. You are Santa
4. You look like Santa

Merry Christmas.

Did som work in a low income area daycare ,all the kids thought I was Santa ! I try to remember that every time I pass a tray of Christmas cookies ! Lol

 

[egellings]

What's with all clocks running clock-wise?
Conspiratorial stuff, that is.

That's why they call it that.

 

[egellings]

Please saw my legs off.

- George Carlin, circa 1971

Also, "Would you please hand me that piano."

 

[egellings]

Live in a valley, sounds carry.

I keep thinking of being a squirrel on the business end of an AK47.

Git dat mouse!

 

[WannaBeHiFi]

I keep thinking of being a squirrel on the business end of an AK47.

I recon there's some solace in that. At least when the time comes the squirrel will be dead before he knows it. But I wouldn't dwell on that very long.
From the AK perspective, there wouldn't be much squirrel left for the pot. Squirrel stew, sourdough, and a hearty brew, sounds like a slice of redneck heaven.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Yeah! There is only ONE rule that actually applies: The ZERO second rule!

 

[nailer]

Rules! Rules! I don't need no stinkin' rules!

 

[WannaBeHiFi]

That what don't kill ya, makes ya stronger. Argggg

 

[spicer]

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Yeah! There is only ONE rule that actually applies: The ZERO second rule!

I let the dog decide those things.

 

[Mr Boochie]

I let the dog decide those things.

With my dogs, food doesn't make it to the floor.

 

[Bill Ferris]

With my dogs, food doesn't make it to the floor.

Absolute attentive floor heading food target lock on scanners they are !
In their job description, so I`ve read.

 

[Mr Boochie]

Absolute attentive floor heading food target lock on scanners they are !
In their job description, so I`ve read.

Sometimes, when I watch them eat from a bowl, I don't even see their mouths or tongues moving—just kibbles disappearing real fast.

 

[Bill Ferris]

Sometimes, when I watch them eat from a bowl, I don't even see their mouths or tongues moving—just kibbles disappearing real fast.

Masters of the art of inhaling of food they can be ! LOL !

 

[ernieb1536]

With my dogs, food doesn't make it to the floor.

Who needs a robot vacuum when the table scraps are cleaned up before they hit the floor !

 

[geezin']

My current Shepherd is the only dog I've ever had I can trust if I leave the room with food out.

 

[WannaBeHiFi]

I can trust my Pit. But anything airborne is hers. She has excellent eye maw coordination. She's just 75 lb of love, and a great nanny.

 

[spicer]

My current Shepherd is the only dog I've ever had I can trust if I leave the room with food out.

Had a little Dotsun, toy, eight pounds, grew up with him, seventeen years, he was like that, absolutely would not touch a plate until it was offered to him. I'm talking a T-bone on a plate in front of the TV. Incredibly smart dog. Loved to play.

 

[DesertRatt]

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Yeah! There is only ONE rule that actually applies: The ZERO second rule!

We humans are positively jam-packed with bacteria, so a little more is not likely to be a problem.