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Random Thoughts or Whatever

On another note, why is is that as one gets older... seasoned:

Arms get shorter

Actors are not speaking up

And gravity increases.


Is this all to do with climate change? :bigok:


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Which brings up another topic. We see these so-called "anti-aging" products advertised everywhere. The first thing that comes to mind is the fact that while these products might, just maybe make the user look younger, it doesn't make anyone's muscles, joints, internal organs or brain any younger. Oh boy! We get to leave young looking corpses behind! Oh joy! "You say Martha was 105 years old? Well, she doesn't look a day over 90." Because, it really matters.
One thing is for sure — these products make the wallet lighter. :thumbsup:
 
Only heard of one "get-better-lookin' "product that seemed to work.

And the answer to this cosmetic-aid was to be found in the western ditty by Micky Gilley, "Don't All The Girls Get Better Looking By Closing Time (1975)? .


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Beer glasses. Bobby Bare captured it best with: I've Never Gone to Bed With An Ugly Woman. From his album Drunk and Crazy. But I sure have woke up with a few...
 
A husband and wife are shopping at the grocery store when he stops and grabs a $18 dollar 24 pack of Budweiser.

"Put that back - it's too expensive!" she says.

A few rows later, she stops and grabs $80 worth of beauty aids, moisturizer lipstick, etc.,

"What's all of that for?" he asks.

She answers, "So I look pretty for you."

"That's what the beer is for." he answers.
 
The 2am "beauty." ;)
Also, it helps to examine "the beauty" in a well lit outside area before committing oneself for the rest of the evening/morning`s activities !

Something that occurred to me when occasional opportunities presented themselves, while employed as a 6 night a week for 2 yrs. as a FOH sound engineer, though I very rarely drank any alcohol, being a pot head at that time, so I wasn`t vision impaired and alcohol affected reduction in selectivity !
 
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