The broken vending machine

[Ilikevinyl]

Got the ragtop but no car.

Put in a Hostess crumb cake.

 

[dr*audio]

Vanilla Fudge fell out.
I put in a Sopwith Camel.

 

[cubby01]

Andrew Latimer fell out.

I put in a white rabbit.

 

[KentTeffeteller]

A pair of mono Tower Pink Floyd LP discs in mint condition fell out!
I put in two hits of acid!

 

[bobsvinyl]

You get a rainbow colored Twinkie back. Psychedelic munchies, man.

I put in a George Foreman grill.

 

[tybrad]

I got Kirstie Alley out.

I put my left foot in.

 

[robgmn]

I got Christy Brown out.

I put in some cocobola.

 

[cubby01]

I got a Taylor cutaway.

I put in Daniel Day-Lewis

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got a Mohegan haircut.

I put in a roll of barbed wire.

 

[cubby01]

I got a Steely Dan Gaucho album [yes, there's always a musical connection. ]

I put in a piece of Annabella Lwin's candy.

 

[jhtstone]

I got out a 45rpm of "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

I put in just the tape from an old cassette.

 

[cubby01]

I got an AEG Magnetophon.

I put in Thomas Dolby.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out a science book with a foil cover that blinded me.

Put in a yo yo.

 

[cubby01]

I got a cello.

I put in some horse hair.

 

[mech986]

I got a cello.

I put in some horse hair.

I got back Richard Harris and a melting cake.

I put Richard Harris back in.

I got out Albus Dumbldore eating earwax flavored beans.

I put in an empty iPod.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out Albus Dumbldore eating earwax flavored beans.

I put in an empty iPod.

And got an Apple II out.

I put in Luke Skywalkers light sabre.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a sticky bun shaped like Princess Leia's hair.
I put in Ralph Nader.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out a corvair that won't start.

Put in a half eaten twinkie.

 

[robgmn]

Got back some Bumblebee tuna.

Put in a mountain bike tire.

 

[hi*ball]

Got back a New Belgium Fat Tire.

Put in an Allen wrench...