The broken vending machine

[noogies]

I got some fake moon rocks.

I put in forty monkeys with typewriters.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out the entire works of William Shakespeare.

I put in a gallon of fully synthetic motor oil.

 

[bobsvinyl]

The vending machine got high but I received nothing.

I put in a pinch of salt.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a packet of ready salted crisps (chips)

I put in a bottle of wine.

 

[jhtstone]

I got out a copy of "The Grapes Of Wrath".

I put in a candlestick.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a Dean Martin record.
I put in a picture of Jerry Lewis.

 

[harman/kardon]

I got out a sealed thuna sandwich.

I put in a yellow shark.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a Blue Whale.

I put in a newspaper.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out Ron Burgundy's Jazz Flute.

I put in a vintage toupee.

 

[robgmn]

I got a VHS copy of Cannonball Run.

I put in a Wham-O frisbee.

 

[noogies]

I took out a pitching wedge.

I put in a pair of giant clown shoes.

 

[mech986]

I got Grumpy's avatar.

I put in a gallon of Summer Wine.

 

[jhtstone]

I got Grumpy's avatar.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I put in a gallon of Summer Wine.

I got out a yard full of dandelions.

I put in a stapler.

 

[loonze]

I pulled out a politician,and put in a 10 watt light bulb.

 

[tybrad]

I got out a dimwit.

I put the unwanted dimwit back in.

 

[aopisa]

You got a bright idea.

I put in pack of Gauloises.

 

[cubby01]

I got Serge Gainsbourg.

I put in a butterscotch handled pure badger sanitized shaving brush.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back a 5 o'clock shadow.

I put in a roll of duct tape.

 

[aopisa]

You got an 8 track of Sticky Fingers

I put in some excelsior.

 

[cubby01]

I got a drake.

I put in a Lunar Excursion Module.