The broken vending machine

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out chop sticks.

Put in a fishing pole.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out John the Fisherman (Primus)

I put in a Drake's Coffee Cake

 

[dr*audio]

Got out Nick Drake.
I put in a duck's foot.

 

[tybrad]

I got out a Platypus bill.

I put in a Liopleurodon.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a Platypus bill.

I put in a Liopleurodon.

I got out a very scared Great White Shark.

I put in an underwater camera.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I received a negative response.

I put in 5 years of hard work.

 

[mech986]

I got out 15 years and deeper in debt.

I put in a hammer.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out Pete Seeger.
I put in my oar.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a 'crab'

I put in a birthday cake.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out The Wedding Present

I put in a rusty spanner

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a 1969 MGBGT.
I put in a 12AX7.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a KT88!

I put in a PP output transformer.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Sorry, we have a problem. Your PP is stuck inside the machine.

I put in ten jalapeno peppers.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

Put in a Steely Dan album with a bad warp.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out the gear lever from the Starship Enterprise stuck at warp 6.

I put in an ant farm.

 

[robgmn]

I got out a strawman argument.

I put in a bottle of WhiteOut.

 

[jhtstone]

I did not get anything.

I put in a typewriter.

 

[aopisa]

I got out a colon :

I put in a large intestine

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got a copy of Reader's Digest.

I put in my autographed Mario Lanza album.

 

[pdetweiler86]

I took out Enrico Caruso's tuxedo

I put in the keys to a hollowed out volcano