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The broken vending machine

I got out a copy of one of the greatest albums of our time "Senior Smoke" by The Electric Six

I put in a roll of vintage 120 film
 
I got out prints of the 1939 World's Fair and a walker to help revisit the site.

I put in an LP of Paul Simon's "Kodachrome."
 
I got out out a videotape of the film 'Coneheads'.

I put in a live hand grenade with the pin pulled out.
 
I got back a business card for Sal's Vending Machine Repair.

I put in Elton John's giant sunglasses.
 
I got out a bill from a window cleaning company to clean them.

I put in a V8 supercharged engine, complete with gearbox.
 
I don't know what it was, but it left in 3.5 seconds and was doing 111 mph at the quarter mile.

I put in three chickens and a pig.
 
I got out something in a cup, all I know is it wasn't coffee.

I put in a small fish tank with Piranha fish swimming in it.
 
I took out some advice that turned out to be hearsay.

I put in flour, milk and water mixed, an egg, a pinch of salt, and a little oil or butter :)
 
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