The broken vending machine

[hi*ball]

I got back Mila Kunis (yeow!)

I put in Courtney Love

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back a train wreck.

I put in a request for a transfer to a different office.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a note telling me to STFU and get on with my work.

I put in an opened tin of 'Surströmming'.

 

[jhtstone]

I got back a case of mercury poisoning.

I put in my cat's hairball (still wet).

 

[robgmn]

I got an autographed picture of Dee Snyder (signed by someone named "Sven").

I put in some Slivovitz.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out the slovovitz and necked it - now I am drunk. uke:

I put in some 'Hot Rod' magazines.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out Jeremy Clarkson.
I put in some cheap sunglasses and a fake beard.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out Brian Wilson and his awesome 8.79 ERA

I put in a bicycle horn

 

[jhtstone]

I put in a bicycle horn

Out popped a clown on a little bicycle. Then another. And another. One more. A couple more. And another. :worried: They just keep coming out! And more! Where are they all coming from? Help, MOM!! Make it stop!

I put in some trick birthday candles that never go out.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back five inspectors from OSHA.

I put in a hard day's work.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a DVD of "A Hard Day's Night."
I put in a roll of Sweet Tarts.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out the Jesus and Mary Chain's "Psychocandy"

I put in a 9 volt battery

 

[aopisa]

I got out 6 AA batteries.

I put in a Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out a talking plastic bass wall plaque.

I put in a finger of rotgut.

 

[hi*ball]

I got out a warped Johnny Cash record

I put in some Canadian quarters

 

[eesparx]

I got out Shania Twain & Geddy Lee.

I put Geddy back in.

 

[dr*audio]

I got some Barenaked Ladies.
I put in a slug.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got a threatening letter from Branch #34 of the National Association of Vending Machines.

I put in a back issue of Mother Earth News.

 

[aopisa]

I got out a used pair of Birkenstocks.

I put in some seitan.

 

[jhtstone]

I put in some seitan.

I got back some pink slime.

I put in a bunch of mosquitoes.