The broken vending machine

[tybrad]

I got back anti-malarial vaccine.

I put in a Marantz 2600.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a hernia.
I put in a Minidisk player.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out a Victrola.

Put in some silly putty.

 

[jhtstone]

I got out The Sunday Funnies.

I put in a thunderstorm.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got nothing, but a bad Shock!

Put in Yoko Ono.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back a cassette recording of a live cat being dissected.

I put in 5 pounds of earthworms.

 

[noogies]

I don't know what I got, but it's large, angry and has feathers.

I put in a rock.

 

[dr*audio]

I got out a hard place.
I put in a paper airplane.

 

[Ilikevinyl]

Got out some nasty paper wasps!

Put in a furby.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a Gremlin.

I put in some water.

 

[tybrad]

I got out Hoover Dam.

I put in the greatest person alive.

 

[jhtstone]

In respect to the upcoming holiday...I got out a military veteran, who has been in the service, seen war, given unselfishly, earned his/her metals and insignias, and continues to wear the uniform with pride.

I put in leftover chicken barbeque pizza.

 

[old_tv_nut]

I got out an emergency room coupon for a free stomach pumping.

I put in a pound of 95% lean ground round.

 

[aopisa]

I got out 0.8 ounces of pure beef fat.

I put in a copy of my latest cholesterol test results

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back an EKG strip.

I put in all my leaves from the fall.

 

[dr*audio]

These guys crawled out.

I put in a block diagram of the Hadron collider.

 

[aopisa]

I got out a comprehensive proton collision insurance policy.

I put in a copy of the gold LP aboard the Voyager spacecraft.

 

[Hyperion]

I got out a higgs boson, but I can't find it now.

I put in a complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.

 

[jhtstone]

I got out a single dvd of the Complete Encyclopedia Britannica. Expanded and illustrated. With free updates.

I put in the still-hot, left-over charcoal from the grill.

 

[bobsvinyl]

I got back an Embers Only jacket.

I put in a rainbow trout.