The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure

[markdi]

The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure

I could not stop myself from posting this - sorry



http://www.livescience.com/health/081023-farts-blood-pressure.html

 

[gearhound]

IF that's true, I should have the lowest blood pressure on the planet?

Steve

 

[Rome]

IF that's true, I should have the lowest blood pressure on the planet?

Steve

WeeeeeeeHeeeeeee!



Rome

 

[ZebraBlvd]

So, these lyrics were ahead of their time :scratch2: -

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal

 

[Cactus Bob]

Pull my finger :yes:

 

[Urizen]

So, these lyrics were ahead of their time :scratch2: -

Another verse:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So, eat your beans at every meal.

 

[usedto]

Another verse:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
the more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So, eat your beans at every meal.

Fixed it.

 

[usedto]

I know for a fact that study is true.

Every time I fart in the house, my wife's blood pressure goes up.:thmbsp:

 

[Cactus Bob]

I know for a fact that study is true.

Every time I fart in the house, my wife's blood pressure goes up.:thmbsp:

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Gawd! I love this place!!

 

[Sandy G]

After you've had Gastric Bypass, you learn quickly to NEVER, ever, EVER Trust a Fart...

 

[usedto]

After you've had Gastric Bypass, you learn quickly to NEVER, ever, EVER Trust a Fart...

So farts DON'T have lumps??????:scratch2:

 

[VinylHanger]

After you've had Gastric Bypass, you learn quickly to NEVER, ever, EVER Trust a Fart...

A six pack of beer can have the same effect.

 

[diamondsouled]

So farts DON'T have lumps??????:scratch2:

Yes farts can have lumps. I have a picture to prove it It's a new campfire treat. :yes: I invented it this long weekend. It's a marshmallow with a Malteser in the middle, toasted over the open fire. Tasty :thmbsp:

The wife likes hers flaming. Flaming fart with a lump in it :scratch2: Sounds dangerous.:yes:

Cheers

Lar

 

[jimfet]

So I may help somebody by coating them with my DNA.

 

[jhoyt]

My dad is going to live forever.

 

[Arkay]

So if I ever cut a smelly one in a crowded elevator, I can just explain that I was lowering my blood pressure, to prevent it from getting so high that I would go berserk and open a can o' whoopass on them, instead. So everyone in the elevator should thank me!

:scratch2: ... the majority of my farts do not smell. Does that automatically mean my BP is okay, or does it mean that I lack the genes needed to regulate BP this way? :headscrat

 

[kneeOhFight]

:scratch2: ... the majority of my farts do not smell. Does that automatically mean my BP is okay, or does it mean that I lack the genes needed to regulate BP this way? :headscrat

no, but it's a clear indication you got a double dose of the denial gene :lmao:

 

[Numistrek09]

So thats why my grandfather lived to be 83.

 

[John James]

no, but it's a clear indication you got a double dose of the denial gene :lmao:

lmao!

 

[whoaru99]

So farts DON'T have lumps??????:scratch2:

Not after a couple days of beer and greasy food.