The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure

[gearhound]

In New Mexico, you get BEANS as a side dish, with almost every meal.....and it's tourist season..............................

Whew!!

Steve

 

[Sandy G]

no, but it's a clear indication you got a double dose of the denial gene :lmao:

Funny, he don't LOOK Egyptian...(grin)

 

[4dryhme]

He who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[electronjohn]

Time to stock up on baked beans, hard-boiled eggs, cooked cabbage & draft beer. Ahhhhh...the smell of a healthy heart!

 

[Big Tuna]

Lmfao!

 

[dokblues]

Man that means that my Wife will live to be 200+ lol.





Beans beans the muscial fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you eat the Better you feel
So lift your leg and let her Squeal

 

[toxcrusadr]

In New Mexico, you get BEANS as a side dish, with almost every meal.....and it's tourist season..............................

Whew!!

Steve

It was always the green chiles that got me...you know, the real hot ones. Gas pain followed by a sulfurous Armageddon.

 

[Jailtime]

After you've had Gastric Bypass, you learn quickly to NEVER, ever, EVER Trust a Fart...

So farts DON'T have lumps??????:scratch2:

Got a bad separator?

 

[Squonk07]

In New Mexico, you get BEANS as a side dish, with almost every meal.....and it's tourist season..............................

Whew!!

Steve

It doesn't sound like a smart place to light a match.

 

[Bozzmonster]

Does this apply to critters too? If so, Sabrina (pictured here) should live to a hundred human years. Kitty farts are nasty, and always SBDs... so no warning to take cover!

Or... is she getting back at me for upping the fiber in MY diet? Those Fiber One bars from Sam's Club make for some fierce ones.

 

[jetblack]

So if I ever cut a smelly one in a crowded elevator, I can just explain that I was lowering my blood pressure, to prevent it from getting so high that I would go berserk and open a can o' whoopass on them, instead. So everyone in the elevator should thank me!

Why yes sir, I think that just might work fer ya......................

... the majority of my farts do not smell.

I don't think that's possible, dude. Consider the source of your farts. But then again, I could be out in left field. Your farts could smell like gardenia blossoms.

 

[4dryhme]

Now, for something completely without taste:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXT13GFpVM&feature=related