Twisted Definitions

[john111/LZ]

Camesole-a military fish

 

[john111/LZ]

Herrings-worn hanging from the ears by women of the remote Danish isles for decoration

 

[john111/LZ]

Pilchard-when you drop your meds in the bonfire

 

[Te-Te]

Pinprick - The extreme opposite of oolong, see John for an example. (magnifying glass needed.)

 

[Joewag]

Figment: double duty health food. Sweetens your breath and helps you poop.

 

[Joewag]

Blanket: a good thing to do to used tapes before you record on them.

 

[Joewag]

Orderly: something pretty much only Jefferson Davis could do.

 

[Joewag]

Improving: that’s when your garden gnome takes a haphazard cross country trip.

 

[Joewag]

Define: what you pay if you’re caught exceeding de speed limit.

 

[Joewag]

Precipice: urinating off a cliff

 

[Joewag]

Mistakes: what happens when you go vegan.

 

[Joewag]

Inversion: where many guys believe they’ll be on their wedding night. (Think again).

 

[Joewag]

Pony: when your arthritis is acting up

 

[Te-Te]

Humerus- What Joewag does for us with his twisted definitions.

 

[Joewag]

Hightail: something you have a great chance of getting if she’s been smoking too.

 

[Joewag]

Humerus- What Joewag does for us with his twisted definitions.

aahh, you flatter me. But wait. What’s that? Oh no. Now I’m two dimensional.

flatter: like flatten, but comparatively more.

 

[Joewag]

Masquerade: that’s where the authorities storm your residence to make sure you’re wearing a Covid-19 protective device.

 

[Joewag]

Auditory: historical term in use mostly during the American Revolution indicative of the punitive act of forcing British sympathizers to account for all their finances. Or something like that.

 

[Joewag]

Empathize: what I would dream of whenever DeannaTroi popped up in a Star Trek episode. Either her peepers or her upper legs. Whatever you’re more comfortable with.

 

[Joewag]

Restitution: when a call girl is not on call.