Twisted Definitions

[john111/LZ]

I guess it would be bitter at that ...

you would know.....

 

[john111/LZ]

Teasle-the act of Te carressing Noogies

 

[noogies]

you would know.....

I was only guessing!

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Germinate - 1. when 2³ people have the same virus

2. When a man from the black forest (@HarmanKardon ) gets lucky 2³ times in one night

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Gluten - 2000 lbs of adhesive

Metric gluten - 1000 KG of adhesive outside the U.S.

 

[harman/kardon]

Mandatory - British Conservative Spoilsport

 

[john111/LZ]

Goring-the holes vandals make in German cars

 

[john111/LZ]

Did someone remove my Merkle post?

 

[john111/LZ]

Did someone remove my Merkle post?

No,still there,thought the PC posse was gonna get me

 

[Te-Te]

Mahogany - Wishful thinking on John's part about his middle appendage.

 

[harman/kardon]

Yellowish - please no Huskies

 

[john111/LZ]

Dinahmo-my dream girl in shorts who comes to mown my lawn

 

[harman/kardon]

Canoodle - pasta for lovers

 

[john111/LZ]

Assimilation-a new art form created by Te involving reproducing the old masters on Noogies bare bottom
[Lacquering and polishing included]

 

[Quadman2]

Divorce- An event wherein two hungry people sit down at the same table and accuse the other of getting the bigger piece of the pie!

DNU Maybe not so twisted, after thinking about this defn.

Q

 

[john111/LZ]

Basilica-the stuff that fans of Fawlty Towers collect

 

[john111/LZ]

Polly-bright,pretty election pollster

 

[john111/LZ]

Jane-from the Plain

 

[john111/LZ]

Alabaster-a muslim dish,basically basted turkey

 

[john111/LZ]

Pinkertons-the LGBT police force