Twisted Definitions

[john111/LZ]

Paddling-small hippie apartment

 

[john111/LZ]

Amplitude-very fat Tudor baron

 

[harman/kardon]

Impotence - not watertight tent

 

[highvoltage_]

Amplitude - An amplifier with an attitude

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Tart - A sour fart

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Spectrum - Corrective lenses for rectum's

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Shoelace - Lingerie for shoes

 

[Small Fuses]

Pussy Willow - an unforgettable, fragrant tree that often demands dinner and a movie.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Pussy Willow - an unforgettable, fragrant tree that often demands dinner and a movie.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Laser hemorrhoid surgery - "The light at the end of the tunnel"

 

[noogies]

Embarrass -- what happens when you split your trousers.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Embarrass -- what happens when you split your trousers.

Embarrass - (2) what happens when you **** your skivvies.

 

[vinowino]

Armaggedon. --- It's like, when, man, you drop your beer onto the tonearm man, and, and it's sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the beer runs down onto the tubes and it explodes man and it's like, a serious bummer.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Frigate- What you say when you can't fix something.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Armaggedon. --- It's like, when, man, you drop your beer onto the tonearm man, and, and it's sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the beer runs down onto the tubes and it explodes man and it's like, a serious bummer.

Armageddon (2) - I'm about to get - "Armageddon ready to leave."

 

[Joewag]

Assist: a boil on your butt

 

[MaxxVolume]

Condemnation - A country using good birth-control measures

 

[Hyperion]

Bookworm - a book you've read that you just can't forget.

 

[Hyperion]

Disgruntled - a castrated pig.

 

[OnTheBlitz]

Vehicle - A popsicle shaped in the form of an SUV