Twisted Definitions

[john111/LZ]

Rumpled-surfeit of Jamaican spirit in the bloodstream

 

[john111/LZ]

Surfeit-what 60s surfers yoused to say to each other before entering the water

 

[john111/LZ]

Plantagenets-a line of vegetables that managed to become a royal blood line

 

[john111/LZ]

Chekhov-the man who logs you out in a Russian factory

 

[john111/LZ]

Samovar-radio phrase used by Sams Russian Mum to end a conversation

 

[noogies]

Deduct -- where did all the ducks go?
2. To remove the HVAC passages from one's home.

 

[john111/LZ]

Viaduct-to pass ones food through a ducks intestines before consuming

 

[john111/LZ]

Product-aimed at the proffesional duck

 

[john111/LZ]

Ductile-frequently found in duck bathrooms

 

[john111/LZ]

Mongoose-French farmyard pet

 

[john111/LZ]

Existentialism-the ethical heart of the chicken industry

 

[Shominy]

Condescension - when a prisoner is led downstairs

 

[john111/LZ]

Pentecost-a stationers price list

 

[bobsvinyl]

Carbuncle- A relative who's an auto mechanic.

 

[harman/kardon]

It is frustrating that I do not get the punch line of a lot of your posts. However, I will try to carry on to contribute here from my poor perspective of the English language.

Knowledge - Watch your step

 

[old_tv_nut]

It is frustrating that I do not get the punch line of a lot of your posts...

Hi Chris, this is understandable, as many of these depend on words that sound similar to another word or phrase or can be mispronounced to sound like something else. So, if your experience is reading English more than speaking it, it can be difficult.
Still appreciate your contributions!

 

[old_tv_nut]

DNU
After reading HK's comment, I'd like to refer people to Anguish Languish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguish_Languish

 

[noogies]

It is frustrating that I do not get the punch line of a lot of your posts. However, I will try to carry on to contribute here from my poor perspective of the English language.

DNU -- Don't worry, Chris. You're tossing off some pretty good lines yourself.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

It is frustrating that I do not get the punch line of a lot of your posts. However, I will try to carry on to contribute here from my poor perspective of the English language.

Knowledge - Watch your step

Hi Chris, this is understandable, as many of these depend on words that sound similar to another word or phrase or can be mispronounced to sound like something else. So, if your experience is reading English more than speaking it, it can be difficult.
Still appreciate your contributions!

DNU
After reading HK's comment, I'd like to refer people to Anguish Languish:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anguish_Languish

DNU -- Don't worry, Chris. You're tossing off some pretty good lines yourself.

Don't give up Chris, you'll get it. You're a smart guy.

 

[noogies]

Tetanus: a Vietnamese person who becomes irritable around the holidays.