Twisted Definitions

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Climate: what I want to do when I look at a mountain.

 

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Peaceful: what puzzle lovers want their boxes to be.

 

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Sawbucks: what inspired my brother to take up hunting.

 

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Mitosis: why I’m so attractive to foot fetishers.

 

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Shrinks: really small hockey venues.

 

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Sheikhs: Arabian ice cream concoctions that affect your booty

 

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Granite: something you don’t want to be taken for.

 

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Organisms: pipe organ music so sweet and majestic it’ll curl your toes.

 

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Disguise: where you see birds, planes, and sometimes Superman.

 

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Benediction: a traitorous speech.

 

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Eloquence: where the offer of a refreshing and nourishing beverage sounds superb.

 

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JAZZ: a huge jazz. E.g. My girlfriend has a JAZZ.

 

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Castanet: one way to go fishing.

 

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Nazi: something you don’t like, as in, I like almost all of the alphabet, but nazi.

 

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Correctable: Japanese comic books and some other examples. As in….those old vhs anime tapes are quite correctable. Wouldn’t you aglee?

 

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Conifer: the Connecticut state tree as seen on the fer coat of arms.

 

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Feckless: how to avoid ebortions.

 

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Constable: where the incarcerated eat their meals.

 

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Random: why I kept coming in last.

 

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Wisdom: someone who, by their nature, is very confusing. You can’t tell if they’re a genius or a moron.