Twisted Definitions

[john111/LZ]

Beanpole-a reicarnated Lithuanian recalls a former life

 

[john111/LZ]

Tungsten-a WW2 British machine gun ,fired from the mouth

 

[john111/LZ]

Silicon-a sting that descends into farce

 

[Joewag]

Dimension: Where Hef entertained.

 

[Joewag]

Insinuate: religious term indicating when a Catholic takes Communion without confessing a mortal misdeed.

 

[Joewag]

Liverwurst: the result of years of alcoholism.

 

[harman/kardon]

Presentable - this furniture has been a gift.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Futility - making do with less (people, tools, equipment, supplies, etc) than what is required for the task at hand (few-tility)

 

[Shominy]

Humor- unfinished either/or statement about music.

 

[Joewag]

Sextant: a little bigger than a pup tent. Absolute necessity on coed camping trips.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Gamma Ray- When Grandpa has a sex change operation.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Present tense - pretending to be happy about receiving a gift that you really hate

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Wipeout: Hey, the world ain’t that bad. Heck… isolating means more time for intense listening. Great for audio karmites. It could be worse. We could get hit by a comet. So turn that frown upside down.

2. How the cleaning lady beat the boxer (Instead of a knockout).

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Concerto - when you go to see a live performance of a Bach piece outdoors where folding chairs are used and the leg of the seat in front of you comes down on your foot

 

[Joewag]

Asparagus: Gus’s clone.

 

[harman/kardon]

Leader - A metal's comparative

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Mazda Miata - Miata get a bigger car

 

[Joewag]

Missing Link: In order to get the finest definition, please go here.

 

[highvoltage_]

Surrealism - A dose of reality on top of Big Sur.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Macintosh

A rare vintage vocal duet between Mac Davis and Peter Tosh. No recorded evidence of this meeting has ever been found. (Thank goodness!)