Twisted Definitions

[Joewag]

Maintenance: noun. The ones that actually pay rent

 

[Joewag]

Landlord: noun. The long term effect of global warming

 

[bobsvinyl]

Licorice: adj. generally used to describe a female who falls somewhere between a 7 or 8.

Or....Bourbon infused long grain.

 

[Pio1980]

Visigoth - confusing term to describe either a visible Goth, or one that's invisible.

The invisigoths, you don't see them coming, and they are insufferable on April 1.

 

[noogies]

Euthanasia -- all the young people on the largest continent on Earth.

 

[noogies]

Customize -- tinted contact lenses.

 

[noogies]

Antacid -- what ants get high on.

 

[Joewag]

Disconcert: the one you’re attending. As opposed to datconcert.

 

[Joewag]

Diction: common characteristic of the male heterosexual

 

[john111/LZ]

Paraffin-skydiving Nordic type

 

[john111/LZ]

Prism-lisping convicts abode

 

[Joewag]

Parliament: noun. One of those little candies you put near your tray for calling cards

 

[john111/LZ]

Iowa-still havent paid her back.....

 

[Joewag]

Ohio. When you get surprised by O.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Ignorant: An insect that pays no attention to anyone or anything.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Managemint: Disorganized candies that are severely lacking communication skills. They are often found in offices making bad decisions and running companies into the ground.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Crewcut - abrupt downsizing

 

[old_tv_nut]

Punjab - what most of the posters in this thread deserve

 

[old_tv_nut]

Subwoofer - guard dog on a U-Boat

 

[Joewag]

Subwoofer - guard dog on a U-Boat

I don’t know if I ever heard anything tweeter.