Twisted Definitions

[SuperjazzyJa]

Abundant- A damaged pastry.

2. A fat insect

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Deadlifter - someone who picks up dead people.

2. A bodybuilder who has passed away

 

[bobsvinyl]

Deadlifter - someone who picks up dead people.

Or a roadie for the Grateful Dead.

 

[MaxxVolume]

Malingering

When your mother doesn`t know when to go home

 

[MaxxVolume]

"Tactical avoidance"

When you fart, and blame it on the dog

 

[Quadman2]

Deadlifter - someone who picks up dead people.

DNU Kinda "dark" Hyper....but still funny!


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[Quadman2]

Compromise- Stalemate between a husband and wife, but usually more of a capitulation on the former's part!


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[ETLS]

Graphite - when the numbers and charts don't add up.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Research - when you look in every place twice for the lost item

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Butt dial - 1. when you sunbath naked, trying to tan your back and the ancient time piece casts a shadow on your rear

2. When you sit on an old-fashioned landline phone and it leaves an imprint

 

[MaxxVolume]

"Morass"

What Bill Clinton was always looking for

 

[ETLS]

Tranquil - Motion sickness medication for rail travel.

 

[ETLS]

Stubborn - The sudden language outburst resulting from a barefoot toe contacting an immovable object. Hopefully the resulting pregnancy bump subsides before nine months.

 

[ETLS]

Daunting - Morning arthritic pains one feels when trying to get out of bed.

 

[ETLS]

Presumptuous - The salad before the nine course meal arrives.

 

[noogies]

Parapets: Two dogs.

 

[ETLS]

Pancreas - A not so perfect omelet.

 

[harman/kardon]

Pasta - Daddy's noodles

 

[noogies]

Lawsuit: What lawyers have to wear to court.

 

[ETLS]

Turnip - When you round a corner into a biting dog.