Twisted Definitions

[Quadman2]

Con-sequence- a chain of unfortunate events that takes place after you mistakenly eat an inmate's dessert!


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[SuperjazzyJa]

Aftermath - what you actually use in the real world once you complete your education.

 

[old_tv_nut]

Podcasting - what was invented after cod pasting didn't catch on.

 

[harman/kardon]

Podcasthontas - a girl nobody ever met.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Podcasting - what was invented after cod pasting didn't catch on.

I tried to tell them that the Cape was NOT the place to try marketing Cod pasting. It was named Cape Cod over 400 years ago when one could literally stick a net in the bay and bring it out full of cod. However, the cod population has been significantly reduced since then. They didn't listen.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Podcasthontas - a girl nobody ever met.

Not even her own mother?

 

[john111/LZ]

Podesta-very wierd pizza[wink]

 

[john111/LZ]

Gingerly-red haired and careful person

 

[john111/LZ]

Trappist-monks dedicated to The Sound of Music and fiendish mantraps.

 

[john111/LZ]

Van Gogh-chest complaint of Chinese person after living in a damp vehicle too long

 

[Uncle Fester]

Hi Fi….what you say to Fi when you meet him

 

[noogies]

Hi Fi….what you say to Fi when you meet him

Don't forget to greet his brother Gene.

 

[Quadman2]

Debutante- A girl named Debbie who you used to tease (taunt) back in school days.

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[old_tv_nut]

Don't forget to greet his brother Gene.

Or his cousin Eroglyphics.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Defeat - a part of the body that needs to be kept warm in the winter just like dehands

 

[noogies]

Infantry: an elite division of troops staffed entirely by babies.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Gumbo- A Louisiana stew made from elephant.

 

[Quadman2]

Gumbo- A Louisiana stew made from elephant.

DNU Now that's sad!

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[john111/LZ]

Gumption-a sticky hair tonic used by Noogies,said to confer knowledge.....

 

[Quadman2]

Politician- an animal that is 1/2 idiotist and 1/2 wannabeist. (These are actual words)


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