Twisted Definitions

[SuperjazzyJa]

Linens - they come after Lynn Ms and before Lynn Os

 

[egellings]

One of my favorites is 'enshittification'. It means what it sounds like, loading something up with useless rhetoric.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

One of my favorites is 'enshittification'. It means what it sounds like, loading something up with useless rhetoric.

You said it brother! So much of it goes on around me. One of the worst things, maybe this doesn't quite fit your definition, but when a person turns a conversation awkward. Instead of shutting up, this person will say more things that make it more awkward and just keeps going, making it more and more awkward.

 

[egellings]

You said it brother! So much of it goes on around me. One of the worst things, maybe this doesn't quite fit your definition, but when a person turns a conversation awkward. Instead of shutting up, this person will say more things that make it more awkward and just keeps going, making it more and more awkward.

That's just a fart with a different, um, bouquet.

 

[Hyperion]

Polish - you can put a shine on something like no other Eastern European.

 

[MuseChaser]

Omen - when one "Oh, man!" just isn't enough ..

 

[MuseChaser]

Bartender - one who administers the final exam to lawyer candidates

 

[MuseChaser]

Rigatoni - the unlawful predetermination of the winner of a prestigious Broadway award.

 

[john111/LZ]

Fabric-local clothes merchant, drives a corvette

 

[john111/LZ]

Pineapple-mourning cider drinker's fave tipple

 

[john111/LZ]

Catalyst-what pussy gives before I go shopping

 

[john111/LZ]

Taragon-when you awake to find the Irish girl left your bed early

 

[john111/LZ]

Fustian-neurotic metropolitan type

 

[john111/LZ]

Bunker-rabid puppy addicted to doughnuts

 

[egellings]

You said it brother! So much of it goes on around me. One of the worst things, maybe this doesn't quite fit your definition, but when a person turns a conversation awkward. Instead of shutting up, this person will say more things that make it more awkward and just keeps going, making it more and more awkward.

That's called opening one's mouth and changing feet.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Ductape - what you yell when rolls of tape go flying through the air at dangerous speeds. "DUCK! TAPE!"

 

[bobsvinyl]

Barbecues- When you use pool cues as skewers for Shish Kabob at large family gatherings.

 

[bobsvinyl]

Dormant- When the attendant in front of your apartment building falls asleep on the job.

 

[SuperjazzyJa]

Holding Company: A contractor who sends a crew of professional holders to a redneck event to hold your beer. They also bring along a team of first responders and the local coroner, just in case.

 

[Quadman2]

...when a person turns a conversation awkward. Instead of shutting up, this person will say more things that make it more awkward and just keeps going, making it more and more awkward.

"Awkwarditis"?


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